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@LisaDeP

Author, The SJW Handbook (parody ), I Wish I Might (novel ). Lover of dogs and toxic masculinity. Too ugly to live.

Alexandria, VA
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Joined July 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 27

    I’ll get a dog if either of my recent books, The SJW Handbook ( ) or I Wish I Might ( ), get in the top 100 on Amazon. 🐶

    9 replies 27 retweets 55 likes
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  2. 14 hours ago

    Love it!!!!!!!

    Reading is sexy. Happy !
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  3. 16 hours ago

    Congrats to on another NYT bestseller!

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  4. 17 hours ago

    The equivalent of a girl saying “Not looking for drama” on a dating profile. (She likes and causes drama.)

    Jim Acosta to Stephen Colbert: I don’t want to ‘be the story’
    3 replies 30 retweets 85 likes
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  5. 17 hours ago

    My 9 a.m. and 1 p.m. Diet Cokes are literally the best parts of my day. (P.S. I’m back to drinking Diet Cokes)

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  6. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    🚨🚨 TRUMP'S SPACE FORCE President Trump launches the Space Force to confront an ancient enemy & Make Space Great Again! CHECK OUT THIS VERY COOL BOOK! Lots of great PERKS for ordering! Cameos by (& his dogs)

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  7. 21 hours ago

    The BRILLIANT bag featured in “I Wish I Might” is on sale!

    Our Big Bronze Flash Sale is on right now! Totes $59, clutches $29. Our supplies are limited so jump on this fab closeout deal while supplies last! No codes:
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  8. 22 hours ago

    Today’s Bright is a must-read. If you only see MSM headlines, you’ll miss the important details of this story.

    From : Will this story get any press coverage? Subscribe at !
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  9. 22 hours ago

    Happy birthday to !

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  10. Aug 8

    All is forgiven for good wordplay.

    Replying to @LisaDeP @BrightEmail
    I prefer to think of it as poly-email-ory...
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  11. Aug 8

    Jason Alexander in a KFC commercial and not saying “George likes his chicken spicy” is a real let-down.

    4 replies 5 retweets 31 likes
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  12. Aug 8

    Tina-approved article from has 16 mentions of “butt.” National Review record?

    2 replies 8 retweets 35 likes
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  13. Aug 7

    Cancel people who celebrate their “birthday month.”

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  14. Aug 7

    Joe Rogan’s show with Jeff Garlin is so good.

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  15. Retweeted
    Aug 7

    The 8.7.18 W/ FT. (Walk in the park) HAPPY BIRTHDAY Good show today, guys!

    2 replies 6 retweets 20 likes
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  16. Aug 7

    So cute!

    Hey everyone! Here’s the cover of my book coming out March 2019. In many ways this story was in the making my entire life. What I’ve learned is that overcoming challenges with a sunny outlook can help anyone get through the stormiest of days.
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  17. Aug 7

    You are the Louise to my Tina.

    When did Instagram become like 30 percent butts
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  18. Retweeted
    Aug 7

    Bret Easton Ellis on identity politics

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  19. Aug 7

    I should just RT this every day.

    Today I’m reminded of this important point from that I put in .
    2 replies 34 retweets 81 likes
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  20. Aug 7

    Happy birthday to ! Here’s an interview I did with him back in simpler times (2010).

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  21. Retweeted
    Aug 7

    RT : Before I see the movie Alpha, I need to know that the dog and all the puppies live to the very end. Thank you.

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