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Liquid Death
@LiquidDeath
Don’t be scared. It’s just water & iced tea. #MurderYourThirst #DeathToPlastic
Los Angeles, CAlinktr.ee/liquiddeathJoined October 2017

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Hey we have a suggestion. Make a type of verification where you have to score a competent level on a Cultural IQ test across business, culture, politics, religion, entertainment etc. So people can better see which Tweets are from knowledgable people vs idiots.
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Just like pornographic magazines in the airport, national retailers are now requiring Liquid Death to obscure our labels on shelf for the safety of children and the easily-offended.
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Massive congratulations to & cast winning all the Oscars for Everything Everywhere All At Once. Without question, you guys been my favorite directors and a huge inspiration since Swiss Army Man farted its way into my soul. -Mike (CEO/Founder)
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Dropping a 20lb box of canned beverages will create dents. Luckily dents don’t effect taste and immediately after drinking a can you need to completely crush it anyway. But if you hate dents, better off to buy from store than having it tossed around through the mail gauntlet.
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Got a package from @LiquidDeath!
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All the parents who have dealt with teachers calling about their kids drinking beer in school (that is just Liquid Death) should call this number:
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What's something you can't stand about your spouse? Have you gotten an embarrassing phone call home from your kids' school? We want your BEST stories - there's no judgment here. Call 252-4-BRANDT with your Family Confessional.
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