Finally, a giant can of Liquid Death that you can’t drink. Believe it or not, this 80-inch-tall can of Liquid Death is made of 100% sustainably sourced cotton and contains 0% liquid. Made in collab with Slowtide. Get yours now: liquiddeath.com/products/laid- #liquiddeath
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Star in a Liquid Death ad for our new iced tea and make your mom proud that you aren’t a total failure. We’re taking the funniest Amazon reviews of our iced teas and putting them on giant billboards. See what Jessica L. is screaming about: amzn.to/45R84Jq #liquiddeath
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We’ve teamed up with celebrity to solve the plastic pollution problem. Introducing the Liquid Death Recycled Plastic Surgery Center. Learn more at liquiddeath.com/plasticsurgery #liquiddeath
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Drive-by thirst murder ☠️
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i was waiting at a stoplight while drinking a can of @LiquidDeath and the guy in the car next to me asked if he could have a sip and fully got out of the car so i just let him have the rest 
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Hell. Yes.
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The wait is ALMOST over...grab your tickets for opening weekend at TheMachine.Movie
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We’re going on a global thirst massacre with . We’ve joined forces to create this limited-edition t-shirt that is available only at M72 World Tour stops and through Metallica’s merch store. Get yours now. Nothing else matters. metallica.com/store/liquid-d
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Turn your dreams into reality with the Liquid Death x Travis Barker Enema of the State Collectible Enema Kit. Each is autographed by himself. Get yours at liquiddeath.com/enema now. #liquiddeath
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Hey we have a suggestion. Make a type of verification where you have to score a competent level on a Cultural IQ test across business, culture, politics, religion, entertainment etc. So people can better see which Tweets are from knowledgable people vs idiots.
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No dude we on tour wit hella tree shrooms and liquid death. twitter.com/ZayFasa/status…
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Some more photos of the Hoop Heads basketball I designed for 🏀💀🏀 Murder your thirst. Dunks it’s head. #liquiddeath
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April Fools 🤡
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Just like pornographic magazines in the airport, national retailers are now requiring Liquid Death to obscure our labels on shelf for the safety of children and the easily-offended.
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Just like pornographic magazines in the airport, national retailers are now requiring Liquid Death to obscure our labels on shelf for the safety of children and the easily-offended.
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Now you can murder your thirst and dunk its head, just like me. Teamed up with to make these Hoop Heads. Get one at liquiddeath.com/hoophead
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Everyone’s losing their heads for new #LiquidDeath Hoop Heads! Be like pro basketball player . Murder your thirst. Dunk its head. Grab your very own before they’re sold out: liquiddeath.com/hoophead
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Vote now.
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Murder your thirst. Dunk its head. Introducing Hoop Heads, the most fun you’ve ever had with a severed head, from and #LiquidDeath! Grab yours now before they’re gone: liquiddeath.com/hoophead
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Here you go. A post by a brand is an ad. You are in an ad.
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Convicted Melon has finally escaped. This psycho killer just tunneled out of a supermax asylum. It’s killed dozens of thirsts and kept their heads as trophies, and now it’s hungry for more. Get it with Free Prime Shipping: amzn.to/3TuKJYp #liquiddeath
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the paparazzi thought they caught me slipping with this but i’m actually 3 years no alcohol today and this is water 😮💨💦
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Hey, now that we’re friends, we can still totally make fun of each other.
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the only bad thing about @thefestfl is I can't make fun of @LiquidDeath anymore bc I tried it there and it really does live up to the hype 
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NFTS ARE DEAD
This is not your typical NFT convention mixer, sorry Chad.
Wicked Craniums has teamed up with , and even more epic teams for a wild night of live music, special limited edition cocktails, and more to be announced.
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Introducing the new #LiquidDeath x Cycling Jersey and Bib. Will Liquid Death logos make you ride faster? Only one way to find out. Get these limited edition collab kits in the Heavy Pedal shop before they sell out: liquiddeath.com/collections/he
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Massive congratulations to & cast winning all the Oscars for Everything Everywhere All At Once. Without question, you guys been my favorite directors and a huge inspiration since Swiss Army Man farted its way into my soul. -Mike (CEO/Founder)
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Dropping a 20lb box of canned beverages will create dents. Luckily dents don’t effect taste and immediately after drinking a can you need to completely crush it anyway. But if you hate dents, better off to buy from store than having it tossed around through the mail gauntlet.
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All the parents who have dealt with teachers calling about their kids drinking beer in school (that is just Liquid Death) should call this number:
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What's something you can't stand about your spouse? Have you gotten an embarrassing phone call home from your kids' school?
We want your BEST stories - there's no judgment here. Call 252-4-BRANDT with your Family Confessional.
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Just when I thought it couldn’t get more rad than their own snare, my friends at have released THREE ICED TEAS! 🧊🍂🤯🍂🧊 Thanks to LD for keeping their artists nice and hydrated — I think it’s gonna be a #RestInPeach summer ahead 😋
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Your grandma has been getting a buzz off cups of tea for decades. Now she can get it from 19.2oz tallboys with just 30 calories, 6 grams of sugar (from agave), B vitamins, and a microdose of caffeine (30mg). Now on Amazon: amzn.to/3J78YZ2 #liquiddeath
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🚨New Liquid Death Iced Tea 🫖 Tell your grandma that each 19.2oz tallboy has 30 calories, 6 grams of sugar (from agave), B vitamins, and a microdose of caffeine (30mg). Try all 3 killer flavors, now on Amazon: amzn.to/3IRX319 #liquiddeath
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🪓Murder Monday 2/27🪓
This week on MM, we have legendary skateboarder, designer and builder, .
Join our Q&A at 10 AM PT to hear stories and gain wisdom from the skate god himself. Maybe a little alpha, too. 💦
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bro is a certified hater. This is by far the BEST water I have ever had in my life. I feel like some people like to hate stuff just to be different
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