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  1. New tv show trope: Saying "This isn't a tv show!"

  2. Thank god I have a sense of smell, otherwise I'd be doing laundry twice as often

  3. If you shake your odwalla bottle for more than 3 seconds you're an attention whore

  4. Trackpad and mouse wheel scrolling shouldn't be tied together

  5. Hacking is glorified QA

  6. Nosy: Crowdsourced Tinder advice via on

  7. Self-driving cars will be able to communicate and agree on taking certain routes that make them both better off

  8. A new type of mental illness: posting something on social media that doesn't give any value to its consumers

  9. Kids overestimate their ability to be cool because they're too young to follow/know outdated fads

  10. Old ppl have evolved to imitate adolescents for their getting-taken-care-of properties

  11. Tump always wins when you make fun of his hair. At his age, having a lot of hair is high status

  12. In other news, stanford rapist gets a break from the public spotlight.

  13. If Clinton becomes president can we stop talking about patriarchy?

  14. Turning off my iphone feels like i'm strangling it to death

  15. You know you're wasting your time when watching a video of a person talking like they're in a poetry slam

  16. The more fans of a sport care about its player/game statistics, the more boring the actual game is.

  17. Wingr - matches ppl with different buffalo wing type preference, "drumstick" or "flat". No more fighting when eating wings together.

  18. Lior Gotesman followed , , and 4 others
  19. Ugh, I need caffeine!

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