Limericking

Mr Wohl had a scheme to put heat On noted Dem candidate Pete. The scheme, now unveiled, Was dumb & it failed, A pattern that tends to repeat

A whale (a beluga) swam by On Russia’s behalf, as a spy: Equipped with a cam, It filmed as it swam, Norwegians concluded—but why?

Joe Biden decided to run, Aware of the work to be done. He schmoozed with execs, Who handed him checks, And thereby concluded day one.

In Canada, Facebook was caught Ignoring the law quite a lot. When asked, Would it try To start to comply? The company said it would not.

Line millipedes up in a row, And watch how their genitals glow. The hues help you see Their species ID, New data from imaging show.

Ms. Warren wrote rigorous plans In hopes of attracting new fans. These had low success In garnering press, Perhaps as they weren’t a man’s.

“I’ve read the entire report,” Said Senator Romney. “In short, This admin is disgraced, Disgusting, debased, And has my continued support.”

The Mueller report is in view— What options will Congress pursue? Will Dems use their might To put up a fight Or simply give up, as they do?

Instead of his job, AG Barr Works hard on the pres’s PR. Preemptively spinning Since near the beginning, He knows where his loyalties are.

The UCP’s efforts were shrewd And capitalized on a mood. Their win, which was large, Put Kenney in charge. Now everyone’s premier’s a dude.