Lily Mars

@LilyMarsWrites

Playwright/librettist/mystery writer. I kill fake people. Ukulele for medicinal purposes only. Old enough to remember when I could even.

Bonne-Fête, Switzerland
Joined November 2011

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    dance like no one is watching love like you'll never be hurt impeach the motherfucker

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    14 hours ago

    OS: "United in their disapproval of the neighbor cat rolling around in their yard."

    OS: "United in their disapproval of the neighbor cat rolling around in their yard."
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    People's brains are breaking in half now that there are a handful of Democratic politicians who can't be scared into apologizing.

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    Do you have a day a week to fight for voting rights? We’re hiring paid fellows across the country at . Apply here:

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    17 hours ago

    I’m old enough to remember when Martha McSally said “let’s get this fucking thing done” about ripping millions of Americans off health care and no Republicans complained about it ruining their delicate ears.

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    It's ! Look out for trivia throughout the day. Do you have what it takes? We'll spotlight the winners!

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    Overheard: “Funny how we never managed to fund the wall in the two years when Republicans controlled all the levels of government, but it’s critical that it be done right now or no one gets paychecks.” h/t on FB.

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    dance like every conservative is whining

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    Every time I hear a male film exec say, "We tried to hire a woman director but we asked Patty and Ava and they were both busy," it reminds me of that old toothpaste trick.

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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    Jan 3

    Pretty sure I have now heard more about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's dress choices than I have heard about who paid off $200,000 of Brett Kavanaugh’s mysterious credit card debt.

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    I mean, if we're gonna pick our college-aged pols, please bring me the one who danced like and not the one who told Rich Lowry, "So Medicaid...capping its growth rate, we've been dreaming of this since you and I were drinking at a keg."

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    And if you need another reason to love Lauren Underwood, she's one of many new reps making politics more accessible to people by showcasing what her job entails:

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    It’s a testament to just how successful the gaslighting is in America that we’re currently in a battle to overthrow minority rule and it never gets discussed for what it is.

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