Lily Du

@LilyD

🐍 Comedian, recent former castmember 🐍 I always have snacks in my bag 🐶🐶

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined May 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 8

    I was laid off at collegehumor today along with my talented funny coworkers. It was truly a dream job. ✌️ Anyways, if you wanna hire me: I'm a comedic writer/performer and I'll dye my hair whatever color you need. 👩‍🎤 Here's all the vids I wrote at CH:

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  2. 3 hours ago

    I'm grieving.

    My grandma is dying so I’m allowed to be as big of a bitch as i want online :) those r the rules
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  3. 3 hours ago

    To people bashing UCB today: it was a flawed institution and you might be a wonderful+funny+kind person outside of this, but I have seen a lot of you do improv and a lot of you are just not good at improv

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  4. 7 hours ago

    In my case my mom said my grandma loved me more than her so I’m coming out ahead ☺️

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  5. 7 hours ago

    Every Chinese death in the family has all three: - tangled web of lies - complex showboating about who’s willing to spend the most money - comparisons about who was most loved

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  6. Apr 20

    what if instead of having a grandma I just buy some really big plants

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  7. Apr 19

    Getting petty revenge on my parents by not being successful

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  8. Apr 19

    Could be a good time to pick up a craft* *ketamine

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  9. Apr 19

    My grandma is dying so I’m allowed to be as big of a bitch as i want online :) those r the rules

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  10. Apr 19

    TV & movies would have us think the shitty ex dating an Asian girl means he’s superficial and simple. But in my experience it’s much more complex. What could be simpler than two white ppl dating?

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  11. Apr 19

    Can’t wait to book my dream role once quarantine is over: the new Asian girlfriend of the white protagonist’s shitty ex

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  12. Apr 18

    I’ve been on this Fuddruckers case since Tuesday

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    Apr 16

    Oh so they have emojis for all the flags except the freak flag???

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  14. Apr 16

    I’m like Crank except instead of adrenaline, if I stop eating snacks, I die.

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  15. Apr 15

    what if i started uploading albums to Facebook again? every photo captioned. everyone tagged. could be kinda innovative and fun 🤪

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  16. Apr 14

    they’re twins

    when my gf sees a dog that looks like our dog
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  17. Apr 13

    Oh you collect stamps? That's cool. I'm a collector myself. I have America's largest collection of baggy loose ole underwear

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  18. Apr 13

    Gettin my period? It do hit different during quar

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    Apr 11

    1917

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  20. Apr 11

    could be fun to have a celeb crush like I'm 16 again. hang a big poster up over the bed I share with my boyfriend.

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  21. Apr 11

    me, after watching Inception: "maybe I use the quarantine to get really into Joseph Gordon-Levitt again" me, after looking at "hit record" for 30sec: "no, absolutely not"

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