Dr. Lila Fontes, mosquito feast

@LilaFontes

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2009.

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    "my body, my choice, my insatiable thirst for revenge" sign recap

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    It's not frequent, but it can happen: humpback whales can breach the surface among the docks of a marina

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    7635,5568,2006,1990,30000

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    Her feet are in bindings, but holding an entire body weight up horizontally as a rigid body is actually a huge physics and physical challenge [source and full video: ]

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    “I have a lot of twitter followers” - obnoxious - who cares - everyone knows you’re unemployed “I command a small army of depressed bisexuals” - intriguing - you could stage a military coup - people who won’t ask if you have a job

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    *ḥarb ‘sharp object' ḫarbu 𒄑𒀳𒌆𒆥 sharp plow ḥarb 𐎈𐎗𐎁 sword ḥereḇ חרב sword ḥarbā ܚܪܒܐ sword ḥarb حرب war ḥarba حربة dart ḥrbt 𐩢𐩧𐩨𐩩 battle ḥarib ‘fight’

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    2264,8312,2992,2537,30000

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    : ofer-gitolness, f.n: forgetfulness, oblivion. (OV-er-YIT-ol-ness)

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    Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, this is unreal and has smashed my distopia meter

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    Symmetry Watercolor 106 Bird

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    You have discovered a planet. It is not far. There's a beast there that reminds me of a hydra, except for its handsome pseudopods. Join me?

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    Heteroneda billardieri lady bird. (Photo: Richard Ong)

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    Raise your hand if you’ve ever also been described as “a lot.” 🖐

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    her: so tell me something interesting about yourself me: [remembering that girls like big things] i have a large boulder [remembering that girls also like cute things] the size of a small boulder

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    for there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men

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    what have you done to my eyes?

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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