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Why don’t they just mute the mic of the person not talking, there has to be rules
I wonder if when Hulu suggests Dave to me, it knows that I am in fact Dave
this is about to be of of the more monumental moments in human history. join the premiere right now. i am logging in.
Very disrespectful
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insulting and offensive
this is the best gif of my career
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so sad. mac miller was a great dude. when i began my career he went out of his way to talk to me on the phone and give me advice. an amazing artist and human being
I woke up in body!! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the first single and music video off of my sophomore album - #FreakyFriday. Thank you for your patience these past 3 years. This is only the beginning. BLOW IT UP!
TOMORROW I'M PUTTING OUT THE BEST WORK OF MY LIFE. IT'S INSANE. I CANT WAIT FOR YOU GUYS TO SEE. THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING FOR OVER THE PAST 3 YEARS. FIRST SINGLE/VIDEO OFF MY ALBUM. BE READY TO SPREAD IT AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH ME. MWAH
Dickheads, this month I plan on dropping my first single and video off my next album. First new music since 2015. Omg! And it’s UNBELIEVABLE
The one I’m shooting right now
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Don’t forget about the 4th ball
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Lemme freak just went gold
Professional rapper the song just went gold
Professional Rapper the album just went gold
Somebody suck me!
Did you guys know that my fellow male model has a new song coming out soon?… instagram.com/p/544I09ID_1/
Omg omg zac efron
Please begin focusing on why they're kneeling, not wasting your time complaining about peaceful protests you fucking loser
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...our Great American Flag (or Country) and should stand for the National Anthem. If not, YOU'RE FIRED. Find something else to do!
I’m all in
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@lildickytweets I got a puppy with a little dick on his forehead and named him Dave in honor of you, was wondering if you would like to be The Godfather to him?
DAVE season is coming
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Lil Dicky's hit comedy is returning with a loaded lineup of guest stars, including Lil Nas X, Kevin Hart, Kendall Jenner, Hailey Bieber, and J Balvin. ew.com/tv/lil-dicky-d
i've been working for 2 years on my album. it's on pace to be breathtaking, but still needs a lot of work. just be patient. at it every day.
I’ve been jerking off every day for my whole life, but I’ve decided to put my foot down. For now on, I will only be masturbating 4 of 7 days
I wonder if I quit everything right now, and dedicated my life to it, could I be an NBA ref by age 40
7 years ago today i put out my first music video. today we've got one of the biggest tv shows on television :0
i literally shit my bed last night. i farted and shit accidentally came out. i couldn't believe it. white sheets and everything. smh
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As a Jew I took the lyric as nothing but a compliment
This is what’s wrong with this country
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‘You have a dangerous object in your hand’ … ’I’m picking up trash’ — This officer pulled his gun on a student who was cleaning up trash outside his dorm
Eh 5 of 7
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I’ve been jerking off every day for my whole life, but I’ve decided to put my foot down. For now on, I will only be masturbating 4 of 7 days
Why are you tweeting about sports and tv ratings, it's insane, you're the president of the United States
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Ratings for NFL football are way down except before game starts, when people tune in to see whether or not our country will be disrespected!
I turned down super bowl tickets so I could go back to Philly and flood the streets when they win
That’s a wrap on season 3!!! Prepare your minds, bodies, and souls. We really did the damn thing
Waking up early every day for high school was the worst. Like that moment where you wake up and it's so dark out and you're so tired. Ugh
My album will not be called Penith but it was a top contender for sure
Season 3 starts April 5th…third time’s the charm - most rapping, most funny, most cinematic, most romantic, most definitely the most exciting season ever!!!!!!
Pennsylvania are you voting for Biden? I believe you should but who am I
happy 10 year anniversary to Superbad, the funniest movie of all time
You are so unpresidential in your discourse - it’s legitimately shocking how clueless you seem to be on a day to day level. Grow up, for us.
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Now that the three basketball players are out of China and saved from years in jail, LaVar Ball, the father of LiAngelo, is unaccepting of what I did for his son and that shoplifting is no big deal. I should have left them in jail!
Dude I said to not put anything out with me on it until I approved it you fucking loser
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I can promise you one thing...with three episodes left, you guys have no clue where this season is going. Buckle up.
Lil Wayne is so goddamn good at rapping. I don’t know who is a better rapper.
Just finished shooting my TV show.
Starting Monday I’m locking myself in the studio and becoming a rapper again for the rest of the summer.
The stuff I’m working on is crazy, in both mediums. Thank you for your patience. It will all pay off.
I know I said my first single/video drops in February, but March 8 will officially be the day that we change the world forever
4 years ago today i posted my first stuff online. every day since then, i've been living my ideal life. thank you for allowing that. ilu :)
On my way to set right now
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Def waiting for season 2 of Dave @lildickytweets
if you register to vote, I will spread my legs wide and release my penis in a subsequent post. This is the most important election of our lifetime. Step up. Your vote legitimately matters. Register here: bit.ly/lildickyrtv
The earth is literally falling apart, you have too big of a responsibility to be unable to understand how simple science works
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Be careful and try staying in your house. Large parts of the Country are suffering from tremendous amounts of snow and near record setting cold. Amazing how big this system is. Wouldn’t be bad to have a little of that good old fashioned Global Warming right now!
Kanye is the most important artist of our time not only for his work, but for his attitude about going after dreams no matter what they say
I am putting out my tv show in March but dont get it twisted I’m still a rapper and I can’t wait to show you the music I’ve been making over the past five years...mmm so much content coming 2020 mmm
Watch your mouth
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I’ve decided I want to sign someone with the name Big in their name. Way too many Lil names on Spotify. We need to balance this thing out.
Super facts!!!!
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2 big things happening this Thursday.
1. It's @lildickytweets' birthday.
2. His new single comes out and it's going to have the best music video ever.
The lack of gun control in America is pathetic and disgusting and we're gonna look back in 100 years and wonder how we possibly let it be