ItsLikeTheyKnowUs

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    21 Feb 2015

    Just remember, if someone else's life looks perfect in every way it probably is and you should really be trying harder.

    3 replies . 99 retweets 168 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    29 Jul 2021

    New outdoor event! 🎉 8/17, relax on the lawn w/ picnicking, entertainment, & laughs headlined by humorist/writer Sara Given, creator of the viral blog It's Like They Know Us. 🤣 Register ➡️

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  3. Retweeted
    17 Aug 2020

    according to these stock photos i found on amazon, remote learning for my first grader is going to be a delight

    15 replies . 9 retweets 118 likes
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  4. 3 Jun 2020

    If you’re wondering how to start or continue this conversation with your children -

    Teacher in me had to do this.. CHILDREN’S BOOKS THAT DISCUSS RACE & RACISM THREAD:
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  5. 8 May 2020

    Spoiler alert: you’re gonna yell

    1:52
    im losing my mind. there is no way you're going to be able to predict what this ad is trying to sell you finally, now more than ever, women can buy our product
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  6. 27 Apr 2020

    Monday’s are THE WORST. I have to find a clean hot pink silk couture robe even though our laundry service has been SEVERELY disrupted. Then, I only have 2-3 hours for professional cosmetic application to prepare for this Zoom while my invisible children entertain themselves. UGH.

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  7. 24 Apr 2020

    Is...is it because it knocks them unconscious? 😬

    3 replies . 2 retweets 26 likes
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  8. 21 Apr 2020

    Now the “things” you love most can smother you figuratively AND literally!

    3 replies . 1 retweet 10 likes
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  9. 18 Apr 2020

    It’s okay Mom, you relax while I wait patiently in my silver space bean. It doesn’t bother me in the slightest that I can see my favorite food source and yet am not being nursed. I know you are a separate person with your own unique needs, and not my personal milk slave.

    3 replies . 7 retweets 54 likes
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  10. 15 Apr 2020

    A $200 dress no one will see AND a free sustainable face mask! Who needs a stimulus check with this kind of deal?!

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  11. 13 Apr 2020

    This is my quarantine uniform. The modest silhouette works for Zoom conferences because it is an oversized sweatshirt that makes me look like a shapeless, sentient potato. Anywho, sometimes I like to pair it with 11 glasses of wine, just to give it a little "kick"

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  12. Retweeted
    6 Apr 2020
    Replying to

    FINALLY I can coordinate my quarantine outfits. Jesus, we've been crashing so much.

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  13. 6 Apr 2020

    All of that yelling you hear is just us having so much fun doing backyard activities that my children love in our comfy coordinating outfits which my children also love.

    1 reply . 2 retweets 23 likes
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  14. Retweeted
    29 Mar 2020

    Who among us doesn't get dressed up in mommy-daughter dresses in order for our children to mix up some eggs on the kitchen island whilst wearing their shoes?

    1 reply . 1 retweet 18 likes
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  15. 17 Aug 2019

    No proposal will ever live up to this so everyone stop trying

    I came across this...
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  16. 10 Jul 2019

    Congratulations on your brand new baby! The hard part is over, and now it’s time to rest and rejuvenate in clean, stylish clothing on your perfectly made bed. Maybe finish that novel you’ve been meaning to read! You’re on maternity leave, you have all the time in the world!

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  17. 26 Jun 2019

    Some fans on the ILTKU Facebook fixed this for us

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  18. 25 Jun 2019

    “Linda, please be serious for a moment. This is what we have to do until you learn to stay in your big girl bed. I’m going back to the nursery now. You can snuggle your velvet headboard if you get sad. Goodnight.”

    3 replies . 4 retweets 28 likes
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  19. 17 Jun 2019

    Currently typing this from the Appalachian Trail where I have my baby, Citi Mini (obviously), and three bottles of Boones Farm. We are DOING THIS!

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  20. 17 Jun 2019

    Life doesn’t have to change just because you had a BABY! So throw on those stilettos, drink a bunch of wine, and head out to the trail with your strollers!

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  21. Retweeted
    14 Jun 2019

    nothing but extremely normal pregnancies going on at stock photo sites:

    3 replies . 13 retweets 80 likes
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