plz dm for headshots.
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Hello, I’m an actor in the movie Where’s the Kraft service table?
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Straight white male Things work out for us
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But you’ll never feel the joy and fulfillment of selling beads in an exotic bazaar.
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Except when I’m undercover to save the world You’re welcome world
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Also, the movie is set in Afghanistan because "eh, whatever" as the director waves off any facts
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everyone is speaking pashto but the main characters refer to the locals as arab.
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and the urdu graffiti in the background is pointing out this is all bs
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;) classic trolling.
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Beads? Or spices from a far away land that will give your foods flavors like they have neve... ...oops, sorry, got into charachter by habit.
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...don't forget to smile shyly at the soldier who buys the dried flowers from you, then to keep the single flower he hands back under your pillow, hidden from your parents. he will later rescue you from oppression and take your hijab off, congrats.
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I've been practicing since the first invasion...or was it the second?pic.twitter.com/bd2EEocjQg
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do the belly dancer next please
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oh you mean the sheikh’s daughter who spends bored days in the palace but sneaks away to dance in the smoky shisha lounge by night using a pseudonym where she meets the handsome American soldier,then faces the wrath of her father- I think you know the rest.
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the soldier runs off with the father instead???
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