That was me YESTERDAY.... And I'm SIXTY!!!! LMAO....
4-year-old: Just once can you let me eat cookies for breakfast? Me: No. 4-year-old: You never let me follow my dreams. *storms off*
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Exactly where I was going! Remember the commercial even used to say "cookies for breakfast!"
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When they pay taxes they can have cookies for breakfast.
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One time I was at work lamenting that I felt like our 2 year old often held us hostage and saying I couldn’t wait for the terrible 2’s to be over. The nurse I was working with just laughed and said “You’re over the terrible 2’s wait until you get to the effing 4’s!”
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And when the 4yo is out of sight, you eat cookies for breakfast.
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Lol!
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I have similar dreams. However, I made my dreams come true.
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I just told my 9 year old she could have a cookie for breakfast if she made coffee. She did.
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