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@Lexi_Caly

✨I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon✨ 🌞hater, regulator, educator🌚 Founder:

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  1. 1 hour ago

    That's his prerogative

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    And this is why I support him in all his endeavors
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  2. 2 hours ago

    I wouldn't even apologize to my male cat.

    Serious question ladies, y’all be apologizing to men when you’re wrong? Your man or a male friend or family member?
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    Apr 16

    Imagine I start worshipping Allah 3,000 feet in the air. What would happen then?

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    Nope. I’d be pulling the exit door open.
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    5 hours ago

    Kyrie balling with the oregano vaccine in his veins & cobwebs in his stomach. may have to stan.

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  6. 4 hours ago

    I literally cannot remember what Michelle Obama look like....I just see Viola Davis now

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    Oh really???

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    5 hours ago

    Saying “niggas don’t do-“ is the quickest way to find a nigga that does

    sometimes I think I'm making up a guy only for that guy to appear in my replies to yell at me
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  10. 11 hours ago

    My friends don't get it and I still use it cause cardinal directions are easier. Also, I live in DC, it's ONE place on Earth you should be able to easily differentiate North, East, South, and West?????? You will learn or perish around me.

    had to stop doing this bc my friends were like ???? we dont know what u mean ????
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  11. 12 hours ago

    I can tell when y'all have friends you take seriously and those you don't. If I'm in the latter category, leave me the fuck alone

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  12. 12 hours ago

    Literally fucking devastated that I lost my phone last night and someone's first response was "Now is a good time to get an iPhone" IS IT PURE PERUVIAN BLACK TAR???????

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  14. Apr 15

    Better than masked-girlfriend-unmasked-boyfriend is the DC favorite LiterallyNormalLooking-Girlfriend-Balaclava-Boyfriend

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    Apr 15

    At the point of the semester where my back hurtin, my bra too tight, my booty shakin from left to right.

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    Apr 15

    so everyday

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  17. Apr 15

    I think I can actually defend my prospectus this semester cause my advisor got a deadline extension for everybody. That means I have a draft due next week 😩

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  18. Apr 15

    Sexy Sauron hell yeah

    Did you know Sauron used to be sexy? This and all the other stories 'The Rings of Power' series can tell based on the LOTR rights they own.
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  19. Apr 15

    Okay I'm done.

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  20. Apr 15

    Like when people was asking why Americans were rending their garments over Ukraine and not Palestine or Syria or Libya, y'all insisted you could walk and chew gum at the same time. I've yet to see anyone stand up or pull out a wrapper soooooooo

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