Just came out to my family as sapiosexual. Everyone’s crying. My mom’s asking me if I’ve ever really given fucking morons a chance before.
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“Now I’ll never have an idiot grandchild,” she sobs. I try to tell her that they may still be idiots but she’s inconsolable.
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My girlfriend sits there quietly, no doubt solving complex math problems in her head for fun. My mother asks, “So when you go out to eat, who calculates the tip? Both of you?!” “Indubitably, mother. Indubitably.”
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If this goes viral and I get sapiosexuals in my mentions I’m deleting my account.
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Replying to @babadookspinoza
My wife is a sapiosexual.
1:22 PM - 5 Apr 2020
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