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Leslie Jones 🦋
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Im a stand up comedian
California, USAiamlesliejones.comJoined June 2009

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I think I’m gonna go with even though I think those misogynistic bastards will try to stick it to her. I think she is very smart and has the passion we need as president and she is looking toward the future for our environment!Trump will play dirty.She can take him
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I take the worst pics ever!! Thank God Beyoncé is just fucking beautiful!! Thanks for pic Queen B!! I was so nervous!!
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I leave Twitter tonight with tears and a very sad heart.All this cause I did a movie.You can hate the movie but the shit I got today...wrong
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1/5 Yes it’s true I am leaving Saturday Night Live. I cannot thank NBC, the producers, writers, and amazing crew enough for making SNL my second home these last five years. Lorne Michaels, you’ve changed my life in so many ways! Thank you for being my mentor and confidant and for
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If you comment fuck shit on my post I’m gonna block you no questions ask! I’m tired of insensitive pieces of shit with a fucked up opinion. I don’t want your follow. Respectfully go fuck yourself!! LET THE BLOCKING BEGIN!! I STAND WITH MY PEERS!!
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This is why they don’t want to teach our history! But this needs to be taught so it never happens again! Read this!They described us like animals! But we suppose to forget that shit happen. Your kids don’t have to be like those in the past! They can be better! they need to know!
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Um Meryl didn't give a fuck about that speech limit, they DID NOT play the music on her either. Serve that tea girl, put some lemon in it
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Hey how you doing baby? I’ve really been busy but I saw a clip today where you was very upset! I don’t like to see my Claire upset! How you holding up?!! Love you!!
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I have watched olympics since I could walk lol. Me and my dad. So this is from my heart. Y’all should be asking why they don’t see that. And think they can replace me with just anyone. Again not saying I was first just saying it’s frustrating.
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My Aunt Rosetta passed Friday!I loved aunt Rosetta she was there when I had to bury my brother Keith. My parents had already passed and she refused to let me be alone! RIP She was the best cook in the family. Let y’all know she use to run M and Ms on Manchester and main best food
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Hey!! I want everyone to know I post my real feelings cause I am a real person!And I know I’m not alone. I’m also 50 years old and know that life is life! And some days we are low! I know I’m loved by God !It’s important to respect your feelings as long as you don’t live there!
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What happened to this young man is the reason every black mother fears for their child! What the fuck are at doing if we can’t protect out kids from these racist mfs!!
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I know I’m putting myself out there on the vulnerable tip!But I can’t tell you how much I’ve learn about me in these last years. That I can completely be in this space. I love being me and that took a long time to achieve. I am very content!Thanks to all my friends, fam and fans!
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Thanks to my fans and friends! I'm soooooo ok really. And I will always be funny been through a lot in my life and I ALWAYS GET BACK UP!
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I’m in full on tears right nowMy brother in this game just won his first Emmy!You guys don’t understand how much I love this dude. And how much he deserves this!! So proud of you my friend, my colleague, my Brother!! Love you You too beautiful Christina! #happy
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Ok like don’t fuck with my girl so I want this muthafucka resignation by end of day!! We no longer play this shit!!
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OK IM TELLING YALL NOW I WOULD HAVE GOT SHOT!! IMAGINE IF THST WAS YOUR MOTHER, GRANDMOTHER, AUNT OR WIFE OR SISTER!! FUCK HOLDING A CAMERA MY KNEE JERK WENT YO DIVE ON DUDES BACK WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOUR FOURTH OF JULY!! THIS MF NEEDS TO BE HANDLED WE GOT TO FIGHT BACK!… Show more
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Who did this?!! Lol I heard trump was on the golf course when he found out well you can stay bub!! CAUSE YOU ABOUT TO LOSE YOUR JOB!!
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A little fucking shook today! lot of you don’t know I lost my brother. He never would take pics so I had nothing to rem him by. A homie sent this to me today. Rodney is the first to talk in green sweatshirt 1993! In full 😭 now. I had forgot what he looked like. #bigR #misshim
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Omg Emma Stone was so awesome to have on!! She was so funny and quick and soooo professional!! She treated the cast and crew with so much love and respect!! Was soooo sweet to EVERYONE!! We had a blast with her!! You can come back anytime boo!! #lovewhenguestsarenice
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Man I can’t believe Anthony Bourdain killed himself. It’s so sad cause he looked like guy who lived life. You never know what’s going on with people yo. Be kind to folks. Shit be kind to yourself. It’s easier said than done but ask for help!! Mental heath is real!! #pleasenomore
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It’s amazing that white people are surprised when I want to defend black people. And it’s always y’all who come after me. It’s fucking annoying. Please please if you can’t keep your racism Inside get the fuck off my page. Because I will remove your ass real talk!!#saysomethingnow
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Need lots of prayers today!I know I'm always happy cause I like to make people happy and laugh. But I'm like really sad right now. Pray 4 me
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I call bullshit!! Why they called cocky! they have proven to be the best fucking team!! Yall love to do this!We get mad we bitches, we emotional we crazy, we celebrate our accomplishments and now we cocky!! WHAT THE FUCK EVER! SUCK OUR DICK!! WE WARRIORS!! THATS IT!! #PAYUSDAMNIT
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Ok good people I had to end today with passion! Passion is what leads us to dreams. The little one touxh my heart in a special way we should all have passion like this for something we love!! Go ahead Boss Baby Brody dance boo dance!! #lookathisface
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amazing where people just come out the woodwork to insult if you don’t say what they think you should say. I put up the dmx video for the song that was a challenge for my tribute. Who are y’all to tell me how to give tribute to anyone. Sit your petty bitch ass down #igottimetoday
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I’m so confused was last night Halloween?! I rem when we just celebrated that day and that day only. That shit is five days long now!
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You guys are giving him to much energy. I was done the day I blocked him & got his ass banned. Been done and moved on. He has no space here!
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She was a very lovely lady for real!! Just so normal and pleasant! She was a beast at what she did!! And had a awesome run! RIP BETTY WHITE!!
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I was just thinking. I have I’ve one million followers. I should ask y’all to find me a boyfriend. I mean if a million people know me. Then o know one of y’all know somebody LMAOO!! Come on aunties and grandmas find your girl a man!!
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