leozaur

Sat on the coach and this guy behind me is claiming to this woman he's a biker who's part of a gang, and their in the middle of a turf war

And he's part of the white and black gang who dont like the red and black gang, so hes off to Birmingham to see his brother

Plot twist: his brother got shot dead during the turf war because he was dating the wrong girl so hes visiting his grave instead

The girl hes talking to on the coach has now nervously answered her phone in the funniest fake way to avoid talking to him

Pahaha the coach driver just told him to pipe down because hes talking and swearing loudly. Never a dull coach journey ey

He just claimed his uncle caused some fight at an airport over "turf" and he got "done by the pigs" because he had tattoos....

And I quote "us bikers arent scary, we're like sons of anarchy but we just do things a bit darker"