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last night boris lifted the anchor and we started the slow island drift away from europe, it's so sad :( if we all paddle on one side can we push it back?
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a mix of paddles and well aimed farting might do the trick
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Get some fans too, i heard they work great against hurricanes so why not use them here.
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*eating my tenth can of baked beans* I'm doing my part, Are you?
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