shout-out to my landlord who literally disabled his voicemail setting after i would leave him one every time he didn't pick up my calls 
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oh my god, my landlord saw these tweets and is sending a plumber LMAOOOO hi buddy thank u & yes this is my job don't judge me i have never missed rent
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I remember with my old landlord a broken toilet wasn't deemed urgent and would take 7 days before someone would come out. welp
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i feel ur pain, my other toilet broke for a whole month before he called a plumber
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Do you have his email address? I'd be writing something along the lines of "you've got x amount of time before I contact a lawyer."
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You don't actually need too, but it may or may not scare them enough to get in touch
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Was it because you tried to flush your toner down the toilet?
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don't out me like this



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That's terrible, hopefully it gets sorted soon. I will have a think about if there's anything i can suggest to help
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That’s so dumb. It will only get worse and cost him more. Keep written records of you informing him of the problem. Is it leaking out of the base or is the cistern leaking water in to the pan? The second one is an easy fix if you have an isolation valve.
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