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At least they didn't drop in the toilet again!
i am:
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a woman
currently blind
looking for:
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a woman
the glasses i perched on top of my head
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hahaha yeah, i'd uh, *NEVER* manage that TWICE hahahahahaha NEVER!
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How common is Lasik in to the UK?
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not sure! i do know a few people who've got it but i personally can't get it due to my eye condition
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Best is when one loses their phone in their other hand
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I am in this tweet and I do not like it.
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I feel personally attacked
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I am:
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a woman
an alien
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a woman because I'm desperate af and need someone to love
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Hello fellow human male, I am also looking for a human female, if you find any human females with (four) arms and (tentacles for) legs could you inform me thank you.
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