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Why must you call me out like this? 
i am:
a man
a woman
just trying to leave my house
looking for:
a man
a woman
like the 3rd thing i forgot inside
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inspired my my own dumbass the other day who went to go do some art and FORGOT TO BRING THE ACTUAL ART
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So you're basically in the market for a service dog/cat duo that not only helps guide you through and out of your house, but also acquires things for you with ninja-like reflexes that you tend to forget in and around your house.
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I need like an alarm which goes off as soon as i touch the door handle
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I feel attacked.
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did you draw that? i love it!
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Every. Fucking. Morning.
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