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flight attendant: is there a doctor on this flight? dad:*nudging me* that should've been you me: not now dad dad: not asking for a streamer to help, are they? me: dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now dad: go & see if “playing videogames on the internet" helps
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Well hey, the Jingle Jam saves lives though, right?
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As long as you’re happy with what you’re doing, you shouldn’t have a care in the world. Just think about Jingle Jam. Truly a life saver right there.
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me: fine *Walks up to the medical emergency with 3 hours of surgeon simulator experience. Starts flipping off the patient and poking a finger up their nose* me: i did my best
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Me: “Why hasn’t my vision turned grey? And where’s my damn grade?!”
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doctor: I'm a doctor, step aside! *scuffle* doctor: wait a minute.... this isn't the pilot is it?! attendant: unfortunately yes.. We're slowly descending doctor: CAN ANYBODY ELSE FLY A PLANE?! me: Er, I can. I think. I play flight sim on stream a lot *saves the day dad:
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Damn, Martyn coming in with the save once again!
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this both sad and extremely funny
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I thought this was real for a second
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Dad: Some kid won millions playing videogames Me: Not my sort of game Dad: You sure?
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