i can't believe this... someone's stolen my doormat. 
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I'm really curious how you got it back now
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doormat theft is a serious business!!!!!¡!
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Where was it?
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Who will play you in the movie?!

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I'm glad you didn't let them ... *ahem* walk all over you.
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Was it on the floor in front of your door?
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We love a happy ending.
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Lmao Doormat: Gone with the Wind!
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