hi I'm cabbage and my super power is finding a new way to accidentally injure myself every day of the year
today I hurt my knee while hoovering
oh no cabbage! hahaha hope your knee's ok - i saw you also burned your face on your iron, bless you!! 
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don't bless me I'm an idiot Leo
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