How come people eat apples but they're not happy when I pelt one at their head?
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HMMMMMM
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Sometimes you drink the water, sometimes the water drinks you.
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Too much of a good thing is bad for you. Lol
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Everyone who has died has been breathing air their whole life
perhaps air is killing us all off!
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If breathing is healthy, how come everyone who breathes dies?
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