Kid: congrats on graduation! So when are you having a baby?
Me: let me find a husband first???
Kid: you already have one
Me: ???¿¿??¿¿¿??
Anyone seen my husband? Apparently I forgot we got married and now I've lost him
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Omg yas girl, be my husbando!!!


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