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I don’t work i live in my parents basement. It is big. I set my tent up down there and get to build a campfire in the fireplace. They are rich so when I grow up I will be too
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I also live in your parent’s basement. It’s so big we’ve never run into each other. Your dad & I eat cereal together while we watch you sleep. We like to throw one sock from each of your pairs into the fire to mess with you. You fart in your sleep. Like, a lot. Maybe see a Dr.?
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My Girlfriend is a Dr. she likes me just the way I am. And im serious about the girlfriend and her profession. She works for the VA here. She likes to date rich men.
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Ok, good for you. Has she discussed treatment options for you?
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Here is one of her lab coats. FYI. She know I’m crazy about her. She also knows that if you take life too seriously you are doomed for disappointment. I blacked out her name with the duck tape on the coatpic.twitter.com/V38pJIQuRi
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Lastly, did you ask your mom if you could borrow the Duct Tape? Are you going to return it?? You know how upset she gets when you don’t return things. Also, you could maybe help out with the groceries.
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My girlfriend is my mom
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I know. I’m just praying the woman who wore that lab coat isn’t trying to escape a well in your parent’s basement.
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At you religious?
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