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2016: lol, they named it Boaty McBoatface 2019: Boaty McBoatface has determined that increasing winds have cooled surface ocean temperatures, causing them to subduct and cause turbulence, which is amplifying the rise of sea level, threatening billions.
See if it was named poetically after some 14th century explorer, everyone would be like “what ship? Am I supposed to know this?” Name it Boaty McBoatface and everyone is like “Fuck yeah Boaty! Thanks for all the hard work and warning us of our impending doom!”
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But no problem Pompe told us it's good for trade and the people can just move. Would love to see how Florida moves but hey he told us it will be just fine.
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