Lee Nordling

@LeeNordling

I was born. I live. I'm avoiding what's next.

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Joined February 2009

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  1. 21 Apr 2020
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  2. 21 Apr 2020
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  3. 21 Apr 2020
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  4. 21 Apr 2020
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  5. 10 Jul 2016

    ""Create Your Pitch" - an ebook excerpt from "Comics Creator Prep"" on

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  6. 25 Jun 2016
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  7. 23 Jun 2016

    My new book, Comics Creator Prep, was just published by About Comics. Check out the expansive Look Inside here:

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  8. 22 Mar 2016

    Every time a book gets tweeted, it grows new wings and continues to fly!

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  9. 20 Mar 2013

    Jerry Gelatin jiggled in his bowl when he laughed, and he jiggled when he cried. Moral: Jerry’s conflicted about the whole jiggling thing.

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  10. 11 Oct 2011

    Charlie Chipmunk took a day off, ate, pooped, peed, scurried, collected, and slept. Moral: Charlie's lucky. That's his work day, too.

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  11. 29 Sep 2011

    Carl Cat lay by a window, waiting for a spot of sunshine to come his way, and it did, then it passed. Moral: It's all in a day's work.

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  12. 10 Aug 2011

    Gary Grasshopper skipped skipping rope with rope, and tried it instead with newly sharpened lawn mower blades. Moral: Darwinism works.

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  13. 9 Jul 2011

    Leo Lemming slept in for a nice long snooze, while all the other lemmings woke up, ran off the cliff, and died. Moral: Follow your bliss.

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  14. 7 Jul 2011

    Terry Turtle woke up so tired he went back to sleep, and never woke up again. Moral: Don't take waking up for granted.

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  15. 29 May 2011

    Robert Rabbit lost his house, needed to move in with his kids, but not one of the 497 would take him. Moral: Wait till it's their turn.

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  16. 12 May 2011

    Wally Woodchuck waddled halfway across a four lane highway, then ran into Harry Hyundai. Moral: They don't make Hyundais like they used to.

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  17. 26 Apr 2011

    Bobby Beaver set into place the first twig in his new dam, and watched it float away. Moral: Damn damming the dam.

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  18. 24 Apr 2011

    Rob Robin chirped to his heart's delight, while Sam Sparrow slurped down another worm. Moral: To each his own, but I'll take the worm.

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  19. 12 Apr 2011

    Louie Larva emerged from the frozen ground and cried, "Spring has sprung!" Then he was drowned in a deluge. Moral: Louie's a loser.

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  20. 8 Apr 2011

    Bert Bud squeezed from a twig and said, "Ah...spring!" Then he got whacked by another onslaught of snow. Moral: Spring is a slippery sucker.

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