I really wish yall non healthcare folk understood the straight up apocalyptic vibe in hospitals right now.
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Unless Oregonians take immediate action, there will not be an available hospital bed for many patients who need it for #COVID19 or other urgent issues like heart attacks, trauma accidents and strokes.
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If you’ve ever used a porta potty at The Gorge Amphitheater, you do not need to worry about what’s in the covid vaccine
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Idk why the student loan ppl emailed me today about my payments starting back up In January lol they better reach out to Joseph Robinette Biden.
That is above me now.
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nobody even listens to you
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While calling "UNO Out" when you play your last card is a popular House Rule, it's not required.
UNO has spoken.
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BREAKING—170,000 new cases today and counting. And you guessed it, smashing yesterday’s record. Plus another record 68,516 people hospitalized with #COVID19. Every single model needs to be adjusted upwards soon thus is much worse than we imagined. 250k/day possible by end of Nov.
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If you transfer your Venmo balance of $5.47 to your bank account you do not have to worry about Joe Biden’s tax plan.
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If you voted for trump I don’t wanna see you in Cabos/Cancún anywhere in Mexico baby. Why don’t you go visit South Dakota perhaps.
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If billionaires aren’t paying their taxes I don’t see why I should have to pay my student loans.
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i will never scuba dive. what fish do down there is none of my business.
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I, among millions globally, demand that John Mattingly, Brett Hankison, & Myles Cosgrove are arrested & CHARGED with manslaughter & negligence regarding Breonna Taylor.
The world is watching @RepJohnYarmuth @senatemajldr
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I was really 16 17 years old sneaking alcohol in water-bottles that I took from my dads hiding spot, for me & my girls to drink in highschool at 8 in the damn morning 
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Turns out my top three hobbies are:
1) restaurants
2) bars
3) non-essential businesses
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if corona has ruined something that you were looking forward to say I
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When you've just boarded your $3 and 46 cents flight to Bora Bora and you hear a nigga start coughing at the back
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You’re telling me my professor who can’t stop the YouTube autoplayer from playing the next video is going to teach classes online? This should be good.
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Can’t think about a Super Bowl without thinking about my vodka fueled mental breakdown 3 years ago. So, I’ll be staying in!
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My mom: where is all your money going????
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I am simply just trying to have a good time on the planet
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