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still a writer, 40 books into my career; freelance editor; pool shark

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No idea why Ohio State University is trending but I'm still waiting for that George Clooney documentary about how Jim Jordan coughed and looked away while scores of young men under his care were sexually molested.
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The weather is crappy. The news is crappy. My cat's litter box is crappy. For all these reasons and more, today would be a good day to indict Trump.
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I don't know why Kayleigh McEnany is trending, but I know this: As Trump's Press Secretary - voluntarily; no one held a gun to her head - she used to tell lie after lie every day while claiming to be a Christian. It's a wonder that cross she wears didn't spontaneously combust.
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Cheers to , who today announced his retirement from tennis following a 20-year career. He is the first men’s wheelchair tennis player to complete a career Grand Slam, and his 2022 Singles win at Wimbledon was his 50th major title. The journey continues!
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Today on Jan. 22, I made a decision to retire. Thank you, everyone! @UQAmbassadors @yonex_jp @HondaJP @ANA_travel_info @in_jelly_ @reitakuuniv @BNYMellon @NEC_jp_pr @irctire_bike #oxengineering
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By refusing to seat Adam Schiff, Eric Swalwell and Ilhan Omar on their committees while seating compulsive liar and conman George Santos and bowing and scraping to compulsive liar and conman Donald Trump, Kevin McCarthy has shown America exactly what he believes in: nothing.
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Leader Schumer is fucking awesome:
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Leader Schumer: "I say to my Republican colleagues, if you want to want to talk about deep cuts, then you have an obligation to show the American people precisely what kind of cuts are you talking about." "Let the American people see and assess the cuts for themselves."
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Candace Cameron Bure and Ron DeSantis are gonna lose their shit:
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BREAKING: Pope Francis in #TheAPInterview calls laws criminalizing homosexuality “unjust” and asserts: “Homosexuality is not a crime.” The pontiff says God loves all his children just as they are. apnews.com/article/pope-f
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James Woods, Nestor, Keith Hernandez, Newsmax up in a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G; First comes love, them comes marriage; Then come crazy-ass fundamentalists pretending to push a carriage!
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Keith Hernandez is one of the greatest players of all time and, sadly and politically, Keith Hernandez is one big douche. Let's never confuse athletic prowess with emotional worth.
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