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@LaurenBaratzL

still a writer, 40 books into my career; freelance editor; pool shark

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When Joe Scarborough talks about the need for others to take responsibility - even when he's right - all I can think of is that he and Mika still haven't taken responsibility for their part in elevating Trump while vilifying

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all through the campaign. #MorningJoe

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Francisco Lindor working with Kalina 🫶 (via IG/katia.lindor)

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No idea why Ohio State University is trending but I'm still waiting for that George Clooney documentary about how Jim Jordan coughed and looked away while scores of young men under his care were sexually molested.

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The weather is crappy. The news is crappy. My cat's litter box is crappy. For all these reasons and more, today would be a good day to indict Trump.

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I don't know why Kayleigh McEnany is trending, but I know this: As Trump's Press Secretary - voluntarily; no one held a gun to her head - she used to tell lie after lie every day while claiming to be a Christian. It's a wonder that cross she wears didn't spontaneously combust.

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In a new CNN poll, 75% of Americans say that House Republicans under Kevin McCarthy's 'leadership' suck. Perhaps it's time for a no-confidence vote?

CNN Poll: Nearly three-quarters of Americans think House GOP leaders haven't paid enough attention...

Fewer than one-third of Americans believe that House GOP leaders are prioritizing the country's most important issues, according to a new CNN Poll conducted by SSRS. Neither party's congressional...

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Cheers to

, who today announced his retirement from tennis following a 20-year career. He is the first men’s wheelchair tennis player to complete a career Grand Slam, and his 2022 Singles win at Wimbledon was his 50th major title. The journey continues!

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Today on Jan. 22, I made a decision to retire. Thank you, everyone! @UQAmbassadors @yonex_jp @HondaJP @ANA_travel_info @in_jelly_ @reitakuuniv @BNYMellon @NEC_jp_pr @irctire_bike #oxengineering

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Taxpayers contributed to every aspect of COVID vaccine development. Now, Big Pharma wants to quadruple the price—after already making tens of billions in profit. A lack of competition in the industry enables these companies to cheat taxpayers and patients.

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The Giambattista Valli Spring 2023 collection at Paris Fashion Week

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And a cat shall lead them:

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What are their roles?

An indoor shop counter in Thailand. At least fourteen cats are sitting on and around the glass shop counter, ready to welcome customers.

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cats being weird little guys

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Two months before the novel coronavirus began spreading in Wuhan, China, the Trump administration ended a $200 million pandemic early-warning program aimed at training scientists in China and other countries to detect and respond to such a threat.

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Every House Republican said NO as Democrats fought to bring down inflation for America's working families. Republicans said NO to big corporations and billionaires paying their fair share but want to RAISE costs on EVERYTHING you buy by 30%. Not on our watch! #RepublicanTaxHeist

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By refusing to seat Adam Schiff, Eric Swalwell and Ilhan Omar on their committees while seating compulsive liar and conman George Santos and bowing and scraping to compulsive liar and conman Donald Trump, Kevin McCarthy has shown America exactly what he believes in: nothing.

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Fuck Facebook and Instagram.

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Come on, Georgia - let's see some indictments!

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The USA Singers

When Madison Cawthorn ratted out the GOP cocaine orgies, he failed to mention that the only people in attendance were him, Roger Stone, Lindsey Graham, Josh Hawley, Matt Gaetz, Nestor, and Kitara Ravache.

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My sources are now saying that Nestor was never legally adopted, and that he was just some kid from Cuba living with Matt Gaetz without any parents around, which (and I gotta be honest here) makes the whole situation much fucking creepier to me

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“We know about Nestor…”

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Every damned thing!

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Ze'ev Mishpacha (((Alpha Wolf)))

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So it turns out that the FBI agent that claimed there was no Russian Collusion with the Trump campaign has now been arrested for Russian Collusion. @HillaryClinton was right about every damned thing.

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Leader Schumer is fucking awesome:

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Leader Schumer: "I say to my Republican colleagues, if you want to want to talk about deep cuts, then you have an obligation to show the American people precisely what kind of cuts are you talking about." "Let the American people see and assess the cuts for themselves."

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When you see Donald Duck trending, it's only natural to assume that Tucker Carlson is manufacturing another freak-out over nothing.

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DirectTV says "Buh-buh-buh-bye!" to Newsmax.

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Candace Cameron Bure and Ron DeSantis are gonna lose their shit:

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BREAKING: Pope Francis in #TheAPInterview calls laws criminalizing homosexuality “unjust” and asserts: “Homosexuality is not a crime.” The pontiff says God loves all his children just as they are. apnews.com/article/pope-f

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The Chanel Spring 2023 Haute Couture collection at Paris Fashion Week

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The Dior Spring 2023 Haute Couture collection

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Here's what I have to say to Josh Hawley and his petty 'Pelosi Act':

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Kevin McCarthy just kicked me and

off the Intelligence Committee. This is petty, political payback for investigating Donald Trump. If he thinks this will stop me, he will soon find out just how wrong he is. I will always defend our democracy.

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Shakespeare: And so, to bed. The shortest sentence in the English language: No But.

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James Woods, Nestor, Keith Hernandez, Newsmax up in a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G; First comes love, them comes marriage; Then come crazy-ass fundamentalists pretending to push a carriage!

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Newsmax winding down and it's: Newsmax, Newsma, Newsm, News, New, Ne, N... and *that's* how you disappear, mofos - Goodnight, Newsmax!

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Regarding Lindsey Graham: All people genetically linked to him say: "And" but also: "How dare you gut Social Security, you mofo":

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Keith Hernandez is one of the greatest

players of all time and, sadly and politically, Keith Hernandez is one big douche. Let's never confuse athletic prowess with emotional worth.

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