Laura Hawk

@LauraSaysNada

Come for the snark. Stay for my desperate need for validation. Chaotic Neutral (usually)

California
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2013.

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  1. prije 12 sati

    Last night I discovered if you fall asleep to MSNBC primary coverage, narrates your dreams.

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  2. 31. sij

    Look at all those 51 ! May you all burn in whatever phony hell you believe in!

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  3. 31. sij

    Did Mr. Underpants go home? I'm looking forward to Trump disavowing ever having met him.

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  4. 30. sij

    Underwear Mr. Underwear Shoulda not been there Mr. Underwear 'Cause litle girls can massage my buttocks Massage my shoulders They all knew I was there...

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  5. 30. sij

    PSA: Windmill cancer is dangerous. It can metastasize and show up where you least expect it. Make sure you have your walls checked at your annual exam.

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  6. 30. sij

    Did Marco Rubio seriously just ask what would happen if the majority of the country opposed this? Has he not seen all the polls?

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  7. 27. sij

    Does always waddle around the Capitol hallways like he has enormous hemorrhoids or did he visit the White House this morning?

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  8. 22. sij

    Trump's "team" comes across as incompetent, lying buffoons.

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  9. 21. sij

    's office isn't accepting phone calls. I guess that is one way to make sure you don't have to hear from people with dissenting opinions.

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  10. 20. sij

    I see the point of these people needing to be armed to the teeth. Physical combat is hard when you have diabetic neuropathy.

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  11. 17. sij

    Does have his underpants on or off for his interview on right now? He's shooting it from a weird angle...

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  12. 10. sij

    Was Matt Gaetz drunk again or is it just opposite day? He voted with the Dems.

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  13. 6. sij

    This afternoon I saw a group of grandmas berate an middle aged guy for wearing a MAGAt hat out in public where people bring their kids. The look on his face was priceless.

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  14. 3. sij

    My neighborhood is locked down while they look for a gunman. At least it gives me something to watch instead of

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  15. 26. pro 2019.

    Someone is reading over my shoulder, so rude...

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  16. 25. pro 2019.

    My husband is currently sitting in front of the fireplace annoyed that the kids aren't awake yet.

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  17. 24. pro 2019.

    Husband: The Lakers are on. FIL: Tomorrow H: Oh yeah, it's Christmas Eve FIL: LeBrian and what's his name are playing. H: mocks his dad for the "what's his name" part but not "LeBrian". Nobody's even had a drink yet...

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  18. 16. pro 2019.

    If our healthcare system worked, I wouldn't have started the day opening a bill for $1536.00 for a doctor that is being billed separately from the actual ER visit. The hospital doesn't "share" insurance info with them...

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  19. 14. pro 2019.

    I would but that sh*t is unwatchable to begin with. How many Christmas movies do we need about a spunky career girl moving home and giving up their life for some mediocre sex?

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  20. 13. pro 2019.

    It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood! to

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