I'm on a United flight. The attendant keeps asking for volunteers who do not wish to drag, shove, push, or pull... their baggage. #phrasing
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Replying to @ChrisHackneyGGK
She has repeated this joke (?) THREE TIMES. Just say you're looking for volunteers to gate check the bag.
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Replying to @LauraPostVoice
Hoo boy, there's nothing better than joking about assault! What a HILARIOUS way to get a flight started!
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Replying to @ChrisHackneyGGK
I feel like United reps shouldn't even USE the word drag for at least 6 months. In any situation.
6:24 PM - 23 Apr 2017
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