You try using a Jedi mind-trick ?
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I mean, given that interaction I think I did anyway. If only he had asked for my ID.
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Shoulda said: Making fun of your inability to aim.
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I would have instinctively said, “Sexting with your mom.”

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MAUREEN. YOU ARE AT DISNEYLAND. BEHAVE YOURSELF.
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The Stormtroopers here in FL just flat out roasted me. I held my arm out like I was gonna force choke one while Kylo Ren was near and they looked at me and said "If theres a last Jedi it definitely isnt you"
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So they don't ALWAYS miss their shots.
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That's one of those moments where you need the zingers and witty comebacks to be on point. It's a valuable tool among heroes (Well, that and fancy swords like a lightsaber and the Force.)
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He's just trying to make sure you're not a rebel spy.
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