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@LauraMLippman

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 22

    This tweet -- daughter, Motherwell, Pooh, art, husband -- is going to be my vision board for the next four years.

    Daughter and Pooh contemplating my favorite painting, Motherwell's "Africa," at the BMA. Life goes on.
    16 retweets 126 likes
  2. 5 hours ago

    I was all offended on behalf of 1st wives then realized I've never been one.

    2 replies 10 likes
  3. 6 hours ago

    Hey, baby.

    8 replies 26 likes
  4. 13 hours ago

    Have just introduced daughter to the magic that is Cash Cab.

    4 replies 39 likes
  5. Jul 28

    The hits just keep coming at Casa Simon-Lippman tonight.

    4 likes
  6. Jul 28

    Daughter, on the way to bed, told she must not try to prolong bedtime. "Can I just ask you one question about The Wire?"

    15 replies 66 retweets 449 likes
  7. Jul 28

    There can never be enough A Day at the Races references. OK, let's just forget Who Dat Man ever happened.

    "Dr. Hackenbush... Why don't you make him Chief of Staff? He'd do wonders for the Sanitarium." -- A Day at the Races
    1 retweet 21 likes
  8. Jul 28
    Replying to

    I mean, I've been to paradise, but I've never been to . Or me.

    3 likes
  9. Jul 28
    Replying to

    This is what happens when you say to yourself, "You know, I've never actually been to . . . "

    1 reply 4 likes
  10. Jul 28

    “Now that I’m a full-time freelance writer, I no longer feel torn between my work and my family.” HAHAHAHAHAHA

    1 reply 2 retweets 27 likes
  11. Jul 28

    Just checking to see if my relatives in the Five Towns are safe. Did not realize how dire the situation was until today.

    1 reply 9 likes
  12. Jul 28

    If only McConnell had reached out to in a timely fashion.

    Thread. Whole thread. All the way until you see the hand shoot out of the grave at the end.
    2 likes
  13. Jul 28

    Just catching up with this. Here's the Dead Mall video on Security Square, a key setting in WHAT THE DEAD KNOW.

    Yes, yes to Gillian Flynn on the death of mall culture h/t
    10 likes
  14. Jul 28

    Neighbor child, upon seeing large penguin in black sequin dress: Is that GR's? Me: It belongs to Mr. but let's keep that quiet.

    1 retweet 13 likes
  15. Jul 28

    But whatever happens I'm not buying into this McCain myth. To paraphrase Liberty Valance, Fuck the legend.

    4 replies 2 retweets 49 likes
  16. Jul 28

    Instead of simply retweeting every smart thing is saying today, I'll just recommend

    1 reply 13 likes
  17. Jul 28

    Yes, let's be clear on this: Two women are the heroes in this scenario. Steadfast, consistent. We don't get here without them.

    After Dramatic Pause to Make Sure Everyone Is Looking, McCain Joins Sens Murkowsi & Collins, Plus All Dems, Who Were Opposed the Entire Time
    9 replies 227 retweets 568 likes
  18. Jul 28
    Replying to

    Whereas Ivanka will just keep pretending

    13 likes
  19. Jul 28
    Replying to

    And very soon will awaken and be

    2 replies 7 retweets 29 likes
  20. Jul 28
    Replying to

    Of course is

    1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
  21. Jul 28
    Replying to

    Because I'm like

    1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes

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