fuck any restaurant that serves ketchup in a glass bottle hey we're going to put the ketchup in an objectively inconvenient container to pretend we're classy and so you'll use less of it you're serving me food that i'm putting ketchup on, you're not classy, stop it
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This is literally the only thing that works. Shaking doesn't work, tapping the bottom doesn't work, tapping the 57 doesn't work, turning the bottle upside down while you're waiting doesn't work. Digging it out with a knife does. Then you have a knife covered in ketchup.
Just smash the bottle on your burger, good news is there is now ketchup on it, bad news there is now broken glass on it.
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eat the glass like a man
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