Lard of Dorkness

@LardFDorkness2

Original LardFDorkness deleted by Twitter for hurting the fee-fees of the Russian Foreign Minister. Back by unpopular demand.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2019.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    17. ruj 2019.

    Good job, everybody.

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    ... He called the Ukraine to solicit a bribe to get foreign interference in our election THE DAY AFTER the Mueller report testimony was dismissed. But sure, sure, *this time* he'll learn. What level of intellectual dishonesty do you have to be operating with to say this?

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    The amount of effort put into this requires a RT

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    In the 2012 Iowa caucuses, it took more than two weeks to declare the winner on the Republican side.

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    Brad Parscale & I spoke at the same caucus tonight. He talked about going to the Super Bowl, the food on Air Force One is, and the “perks of the job.” I talked about how more Iowa farmers are committing suicide, the ubtebable debt and how Trump has alienated women and minorities.

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  7. Great preview of the chaos coming in Nov. Do you doubt Trump will hack the system to create delays & sow division while he refuses to accept a losing result? Add in Electoral College idiocy & we'll get months of confusion decided by his bought & paid for 5-4 SCOTUS.

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  8. Picture this...Donald Trump wins the acquittal vote and the camera zooms in on Mitch, standing there smiling and clapping. What gif describes how you feel?

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    3. velj

    Trump accusing Sanders of being too pro-Moscow is almost as amazing as Trump accusing Biden of over-promoting under-talented sons. Next he'll attack one of the women candidates for wearing too much makeup and too tight a girdle.

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    I’m not watching any more of these sob stories/excuses by Senate Republicans of what everyone else did wrong except for them. You are your legacies own this cowardice and selling out of democracy. We’re not here to buy the b.s. you’re selling!

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    3. velj

    My Iowa prediction is based on the Dumbest Possible Outcome (DPO) theory. The DPO, which I just invented, holds that a healthy number of voters will deliberately or unintentionally do the most worst thing possible in terms of actually winning in November. 1/

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    What is there to stop Trump from falsely accusing Bolton of leaking military secrets or conspiring with the enemy and sending him to Guantanamo to be interrogated by the CIA? Seriously, what is there to stop Trump from doing this to Bolton? Or Schiff?

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    Manchin wrote a censure resolution. It contains a statement that if you believe is true, then Trump must be removed. Fuck censure & this 'slap on the wrist' and 'he learned his lesson' bullshit!

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    3. velj

    No thanks, Trump SOTU. If I wanted to watch an unqualified man brag about getting a job a woman should've gotten, I'd apply for a promotion at work.

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    I needed this laugh today

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    Part of his rally stump speech is making fun of Biden for not knowing where he is and noting that “when you do that, you can’t really recover."

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    Tweet je nedostupan.
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  18. 3. velj

    Thank you, ! Even though I'm just a fan, today I feel like *I* woke up a Superbowl Champion for the first time in my life!

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    I bet it feels amazing to be the quarterback who says "I'm going to Disney World" after winning the Super Bowl

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    3. velj

    . congrats on the Chiefs and the new state name

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  21. 2. velj

    Between Trump's looming acquittal, the Wuhan coronavirus, Brexit, and now my Chiefs being an hour away from Superbowl kickoff, I am one big ole basket of nerves today! Go Chiefs!

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