Just realised it's twenty years since I was given the mitten by a former girlfriend. Most people go the conventional route of saying things like "It's not you, it's me" or "I need some space" or "Let's just be friends"; she went with "You're a fucking knob."
8:01 AM - 5 Jul 2018
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