why did i start hearing extra loud electric piano/smelling semi-damp laundry/feeling sweat across my brow after reading this tweet 
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Me after my Mom says "Kahulu! Get up! We're general cleaning today!"

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Palauan music is so confusing to me. It sounds so cheerful but when I ask my Palauan friends what the song is about, it's usually a sad love song.
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Mågahet dei i human roomba





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HAFA ESTE?? *points with big toe to microscopic crumb on the floor* YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO VACUUM??
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