Looks like I’ll have to be extra healthy and not leave the house now that I can’t afford the good health insurance! Thank you senators, exactly what I was scared of happened. Now I can’t get sick or have an accident 

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Man those benefits for exercising are the best. Not only is gym paid for, but you get paid to go hahaha. Sorry your coverage doesn’t reach Guam

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