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Science communicator/boardgame developer/comedian. Don't start me on Monopoly.

Melbourne, Australia
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    Long Tom‏ @Langaround 10 Jun 2015

    I feel sorry for our kids. They're going to be our quantum computing tech-support. "Have you tried turning it off and on at the same time?"

    4:26 PM - 10 Jun 2015
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      1. New conversation
      2. Ben King‏ @Grimeandreason 27 Jul 2015
        Replying to @Langaround

        @georgetvp @Langaround how is this the first time I have heard his joke lol?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Long Tom‏ @Langaround 28 Jul 2015
        Replying to @Grimeandreason

        @Grimeandreason @georgetvp I thought the same thing when I wrote it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Ben King‏ @Grimeandreason 28 Jul 2015
        Replying to @Langaround

        @Langaround @georgetvp well, someone had to, kudos!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. MJW‏ @the_lazyknight 11 Jun 2015
        Replying to @Langaround

        .@Langaround @alblue "I'm sorry, I can see what the problem is, I just can't tell you where it is."

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      1. Filip van Laenen‏ @filipvanlaenen 10 Jun 2015
        Replying to @Langaround

        @Langaround On the contrary. The question will be: “have you tried looking at it?”

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      1. dux guitar‏ @duxguitar 10 Jun 2015
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        @Langaround @DocJuniorST - i'd rather let the Cat do it.

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      1. ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive‏ @JonyIveParody 12 Jun 2015
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        @Langaround @pmarcapic.twitter.com/s6ujIDzhoB

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      1. Craig Thompson‏ @Migweld 16 Jun 2015
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        @Langaround "Have you tried not observing it while it's running?" @GoldenGatsby

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      1. New conversation
      2. TwitAmtrak  ☃️‏ @Twitamtrak 3 May 2016
        Replying to @Langaround

        @Langaround @amyengineer "Did you do it?" "I'm not sure but the cat just died"

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      3. Amy Renee‏ @amyengineer 3 May 2016
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        @Twitamtrak @Langaround ha!!!

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      4. End of conversation
      1. P. Patterson‏ @OttawaPete 21 Jun 2015
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        @langaround @brett7three Unfortunately you're in the wrong Universe, but I assure you in some parallel Universe it's working perfectly

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      1. 2017 [BACKSPACE] 8 Panther‏ @TheFatPanther 11 Jun 2015
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        @Langaround @stonecobra AHAHAHA wow that either killed or didn't kill me in this box I'm sitting in.

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      1. Steve Weintz‏ @Moe_Delaun 27 Jul 2015
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        @Langaround @davideagleman "OK, I did that. Now it's changed into a thing like a brass cash register.""You merged universes. Press Ctrl-Esc"

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      1. Dorian Muthig‏ @dorianmuthig 13 Jun 2015
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        @Langaround @jcoehoorn Don't worry, they're going to be at least 50 by then and you are very likely to have kicked the bucket already.

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      1. Kelly McCullough‏Verified account @KellyDMcC 12 Jun 2015
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        @Langaround @tithenai This is why I didn't have children…mercy.

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      1. Enrique  🐘‏ @chochosmx 11 Jun 2015
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        @Langaround @Maria_Fibonacci it's probably already on and off at the same time. Just look at the damn thing and it'll start working.

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      1. Wilhelm Rahn 💡‏ @WilhelmR 10 Jun 2015
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        @Langaround @swardley Startup idea: the Internet of reset buttons

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