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Robert Menes
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Podcaster, lover of DOS games, movies, vinyls, 8/16-bit computers, photography, amateur software preservationist. Might also be a hacker. Very, very Cuban. 🇨🇺

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    1. Eric Bailey‏ @EricVBailey 13 Jul 2018
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      If you told me we were living in the dumbest generation in human history so far, I wouldn’t argue. There might be a greater body of overall knowledge, but this makes it even more incredible to me that so many choose to be so transparently, willfully ignorant in big, basic ways.

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    2. Eric Bailey‏ @EricVBailey 13 Jul 2018
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      "I hate women because they won't sleep with me!" ... wait, what? You know your chances of scoring increase about a billion percent if you just... showed a tiny shred of kindness and respect, yeah? "Nah that's too much to ask from me." ah , okay etc.

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    3. Robert Menes‏ @LambdaCalculus 13 Jul 2018
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      I knew somebody like that. He also had this insane notion that I was somehow also stealing women away from him. Didn't matter if it was even just the waitress at a restaurant that I show some respect and decency to. Somehow, I was a damn Casanova in his eyes.

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    4. Robert Menes‏ @LambdaCalculus 13 Jul 2018
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      And then it gets better: he kept thinking I was sleeping around with a bunch of women I speak to online. Uh-huh. Sure, dude. Right, I'm gonna go teleport all over the damn globe to do so. Yup, don't even matter if they're married, dating, single, not interested, whatever.

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      Robert Menes‏ @LambdaCalculus 13 Jul 2018
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      Because to this guy, there's no levels of a relationship. There's just two with him: "Hello, nice to meet you" and "Drop your panties and let's get this shit started." OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T JUST BE FRIENDS WITH WOMEN TOO AND HAVE... YOU KNOW... PLATONIC FRIENDSHIPS!!! 😱😱😱

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        2. Robert Menes‏ @LambdaCalculus 13 Jul 2018
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          It doesn't help either that: A) he didn't have good hygiene habits, B) had a VERY creepy "slasher" smile, and C) had no game to speak of whatsoever.

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        3. Eric Bailey‏ @EricVBailey 13 Jul 2018
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          eek

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