Laird Ryan States, A Pile of Meat

@LairdRyanStates

Formerly a zygote, now a grown adult. Also a writer and sometimes actor. Mostly just this guy. Also a titled Laird. (he/him/his, Also fine with they/them)

Beigetreten Januar 2015

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  1. Angehefteter Tweet
    12. Apr. 2018

    Nobody can deny it.

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  2. You know how I know I'm all anxious and stuff? I have so many new shows and movies that I'm interested in, and eager to watch, but the only thing I really want to do is re-watch The West Wing because it's calming.

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  3. This, hands down, is the most terrifying lie he's told in public. He is actively working to burn down the country he has sworn to serve. There is literally no floor here. None.

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  4. 10. Juni 2015

    A) You're = you are B) Your = possessive case of "you" C) Yore = long ago D) Yor = the hunter from the future

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  5. "Oh, I resent the weather." --G, to nobody in particular, just now.

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  6. 26. Apr.

    Fan theory: Everyone who created a major character in the Marvel Cinematic Universe should be rich, and if they’re not then it’s only because the comic industry systemically took advantage of writers and artists, and the film industry took that to the bank.

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  7. Oh my god, I haven't had a donair in so long. I always forget how amazingly good they are. Which is probably good, as they are a sometimes food.

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  8. Home again after erranding. Remember when I had money?? :) But I'm home. WITH MY DOGS, you guys.

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  9. Oh christ. I hadn't even seen this bullshit outside when I took to my bed. Skip the onion soup. Bring hemlock.

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  10. If you need me, I will be in my bed. Please bring French Onion Soup.

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  11. 27. Apr.

    Look, I'm not an asshole and I try not to drop spoilers, but people who think expressing a general opinion or concern is a spoiler? Those people can get fucked. The discourse is what it is and you aren't the boss of us.

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  12. 26. Apr.

    I just took my last call as a phone rep for at least 11 months. Thank god.

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  13. 26. Apr.

    I dreamed that the movie was almost an hour longer, and the theatre shut it off with 30 mins to go, and threw us out. In the dream I was so tired I couldn't remember how to call a cab and fell asleep against a light pole. So that's my brain's review I guess.

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  14. 25. Apr.

    Talent agent walks into a vaudeville booker’s office. The booker says, “Are you here to pitch an act?” “No,” says the agent. “I want to tell you about a presidential candidate! He’s run for President twice before and lost both times by a lot! >

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  15. 26. Apr.

    It's not that I regret seeing the movie. I regret being awake the morning after. And being alive.

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  16. 26. Apr.

    I regret my choices

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  17. 26. Apr.

    Yep. I'm already way too tired to have stayed up this late

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  18. 26. Apr.

    Also? I am gonna regret this allllllll day tomorrow...

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  19. 26. Apr.

    It was fine. I was not offended. Not especially moved. Jealous of the teen girls near me who wept with joy and despair in alternation. Some rewarding moments. Ruffalo. Ruffalo walks away with it though.

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  20. 26. Apr.

    I can't believe I'm about to go to this stupid film on opening night. I don't want to be further spoiled, and I hope I'm not just incredibly pissed off by the whole thing.

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  21. 26. Apr.

    I am having a hard time staying awake during the game tonight. Sorry, fellow players, it's not you...it's me. Too much excitement and relief.

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