Lady Moxie Jane

@LadyMoxieJane

writer, ukulele nuisance, imagination for sale.

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Joined April 2018

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    10 hours ago

    I can't sleep let's see if this works. Should I finish my western before the end of the month and post it on my blog?

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  2. 17 hours ago

    I don't know if the shot-for-shot remake of a 5 minute fight scene from "They Live" is lazy or genius. Makes me laugh every time?

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  3. 17 hours ago

    I said "I hope something good happens today." Then I made something good happen.

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  4. 19 hours ago

    Meh. I bet Mother has him by the balls.

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  5. 20 hours ago
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  6. 20 hours ago

    "If I tell the truth, it's because I'm telling the truth, not because I put my hand on a book and made a wish!" made me laugh so hard, the entire metro car was wondering what was so funny!

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  7. 21 hours ago

    Hey, can fox news find something hilariously wrong with this? Like... "Liberals think 'No Dogs Allowed' signs too aggressive! This is PC culture run amok!"

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  8. 22 hours ago
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  10. Jan 4

    The feels... Oh, the feels. So many feels, need to lie down.

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  11. Jan 4
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  12. Jan 4
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  13. Jan 4

    Hello, I'm a nurse in a movie. I'm female 100% of the time, and rather than the practicality of scrubs, I prefer a sparkling white mini dress with a matching cap for no reason and high heels. I never get puke and shit all over me and my makeup is flawless.

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  14. Jan 3

    I don't know what's considered "viral" but I just liked my own tweet to bring the number up to 1,000. Yep.

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  15. Jan 3

    Omg I fucking love You Daddy Mack 💋

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  16. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    It’s 2019 and I’m still not writing checks because...it’s 2019.

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  17. Jan 3

    If Harry Potter exists in this future, why don't they call the Simulation Chamber "The Room of Requirement"? It's basically the same thing.

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  18. Jan 3
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  19. Jan 2
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  20. Jan 2

    Need help? I can clean, organize, help your life make sense again or just play ukulele until you feel better. Hire me on TaskRabbit and get $10 off your first task! Check out my skills:

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