kate bond

@LadyKateBond

all chaps are assless chaps

imdb.me/katebondJoined December 2008

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kate bond

@LadyKateBond

Sep 29, 2020

My puppy goes out to the garden to play in the water with me every morning. Getting him has completely turned my year around. I’m so lucky he was picked up on the side of the road the night I signed up to foster a pup.

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one thing i appreciate about ikea is how they will not sell furniture to anyone who cannot escape a labyrinth

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RIP Barbara Ehrenreich

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if will smith had killed chris rock with a bow and arrow we’d have stopped seeing articles about it by now

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There’s this Bob Newhart anecdote where his wife is mad at him and she says I had a dream and you spent the whole night dancing with another woman and ignoring me, and he replies but it was a dream, and she says yeah but it’s just the kind of thing that you’d do

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When you evaluate the histrionic responses to Biden’s speech, remember that the very essence of bullies and their sycophants is that they can dish it out but they can’t take it.

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So society is just fucking collapsing right?

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You should be able to do a crime if it’s silly

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HE DID IT AGAIN

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Leonardo DiCaprio, 47, and Camila Morrone, [take a guess], have reportedly split latimes.com/entertainment-

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People in Japan live on average more than 8 years more than Americans--thats a shocking difference considering how wealthy the USA is.

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The New York Times

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Life expectancy in the U.S. fell precipitously in 2020 and 2021, the sharpest two-year decline in nearly 100 years, largely because of Covid. nyti.ms/3Q1TaqW

White text reads: 76. The average life expectancy in the U.S. in 2021, a loss of almost three years since 2019, when Americans could expect to live, on average, nearly 79 years. Source: The National Center for Health Statistics

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Joe, just do weed now. Everyone who’d be mad is already mad. It’s time.

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The lie Trump is telling is that he formally withdrew government-wide protections for information that could be used to burn human sources of intelligence, presumably putting them at much greater risk of being murdered. That's his defense of his conduct. dni.gov/files/document

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NEW and HUGE South Carolina’s near-total abortion ban is dead. The South Carolina house just voted 47-55, failing to pass house bill 5399 which would have banned abortion at all stages of pregnancy w/o exceptions for rape and incest.

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82% of CIA agents are men, which is insane because I just used my boyfriend’s “likes” on twitter to map out the timeline of his entire romantic history since 2016, and I just don’t believe a man could do that.

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It’s awful how we let public policy failures drive public design. I can never walk through the gorgeous new Moynihan Train Hall in New York without thinking how cruel it is that there’s nowhere for anyone to sit to prevent homeless or mentally ill people congregating inside.

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southpaw

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· Aug 29

A New Jersey town cut down all the shade trees in its central square to dissuade unhoused people from spending time there. app.com/story/news/loc

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I don’t have an econ degree but wouldn’t that make it a 115 dollar bored ape

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Red Eviction/Mutual Aid - Houston

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Replying to @Eve6

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i just heard my neighbor crying which means unfortunately she could probably hear me singing monster mash in different voices

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madison is such a beautiful name for a square garden

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i just picked up my food from my postmates driver and he said “do me a favor and give me a thumbs up” so i stood there with my food and went 😁👍🏻 but he meant in the app. i’m going to smash my head into a wall

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A New Jersey town cut down all the shade trees in its central square to dissuade unhoused people from spending time there.

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Lakewood cut down Town Square trees to deter homeless

Lakewood mayor said the decision was made after a recommendation from the Police Department which was triggered by numerous complaints from residents.

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Trying to fall asleep last night with that goddamn corn song in my head. Kill me. Gotta stop scrolling Instagram before bed.

“You can’t make Hitler analogies until there are at least six million dead” say people who make Stalin analogies when the top marginal tax rate goes up by 3%.

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netflix 2 days after a new show comes out: "the show has already been watched for one trillion minutes, making it the most successful entertainment property in human history, which is why we're sharing the news with a heavy heart that it has not been renewed for a second season"

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In this video a man in San Antonio gets out of his car and points a gun at a woman who unintentionally cut him off on the highway. Texas has more fatal road rage shootings than any other state by significant margin thanks to its lax gun laws. #txlege

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me: im so hungry horse: *nervously* how hungry

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bob marley's first draft had a lot of problems

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i love my mom dearly but i’ve never met anyone who could benefit more from smoking a little weed

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Experiencing this live was generation-defining. People died.

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pop culture moments

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· Aug 26

Ashlee Simpson failed performance at SNL

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People are acting like Newt’s being a dick here, but he’s actually being very understanding and giving Callista another chance to prove she is healthy enough for him before he abandons her.

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PatriotTakes

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Newt Gingrich made his wife who is limping and has a leg injury and a boot on her leg get his coffee this morning and deliver it to his driver side window.

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If Dems have any institutional virtue, it’s getting shit on relentlessly without having a hissy fit over it. Republicans are the party of “I can dish it out but I can’t take it.”

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Asawin Suebsaeng

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Republican leaders for decades have constantly & very publicly been calling Dems “socialists” and “communists,” which they also like to say is just as historically bad as fascism, but the moment a Dem leader “semi” does it to them, it’s time for conservative pundits to lecture… twitter.com/therecount/sta…

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In 1983, at the age of 52, a public-school teacher, frustrated by the inequity in her classrooms, enrolled in law school. She borrowed $29,000 in federal loans. Today she owes $329,309.69 in student debt. She is 91 years old.

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The Aging Student Debtors of America

In an era of declining wages and rising debt, Americans are not aging out of their student loans—they are aging into them.

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Every time I hear “trauma is stored in the body” I think “& pee is stored in the balls” because of this stupid site

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ashley court of chicanery

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AeroDork

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The USDA is dropping fishmeal-coated oral rabies vaccines across the wilderness of the eastern US with hopes of lowering disease rates among raccoons, foxes, coyotes, and skunks (among others). twitter.com/AP/status/1563…

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Chronic pain is your body is screaming “im in pain” and you are like ok what’s wrong and your body's like “that part is actually a secret”

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i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

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This was RIDICULOUS from Megan Rapinoe 😳 #ThatsaW (via

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its easy to imagine a situation where Biden's polling bump came from Dems who were soft on him just Coming Home after getting some Ws in August, people who would have voted D anyway just liking the guy outwardly. Nope. It's from independents. businessinsider.com/biden-approval

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