Like we have breakfast foods, I wish we had traditional alcohols for different situations. What would be the alcohol for 'just had a breakup'? For 'gettin ready to bang'? For 'business meeting', for 'celebration', for 'i am 21 look how free I am'?
When developing these sorts of associations there is always a tradeoff. You get more meaning out of the consumption of the drink, but then you have less freedom to choose whichever drink you want at any given point in time.