¡ Just Mel !

@LVMelL0

Freelance Tweeter • fluent in english, español & sarcasm • 🖤 eases my mind 🌸 provides the shine

 
Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2011.
Rođen/a 20. ožujka

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    2. velj

    My safe word is extra cheese ...in queso emergency.

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    prije 17 minuta

    The scent calls me in. I can almost feel the sweetness dripping from my lips. I reach out powerless to avoid the touch. I feel the warmth, the glistening invitation, pulling me closer. I lick it first. And shiver. And then I bite the donut. Until the box is empty.

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    28. sij

    Some of you seem to fist-bump rather excessively and it bros.

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    prije 4 sata

    Gonna begin every conversation today with "You know what your problem is..."

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    prije 1 sat

    you’re the equivalent of an emotional vampire that’s not a good suck

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    prije 2 sata

    true love inspires you to be better. in every way.

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    [cage match to the death] MC: FINISH HIM!!! Me: *prepares demi-glace*

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    Parents need to get better at teaching their kids that swear words aren’t actually bad they’re just only appropriate in certain contexts, this 9yo girl at the grocery store just held up a bag of cauliflower rice and said “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS” and she deserves a fucking Oscar

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    2. velj

    When they keep you a secret for deniability. That.

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  10. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    29. sij

    I liked a guy on here until I started reading his replies. -A true twitter love story

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    29. sij

    I want to squeeze you until you love me.

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    prije 4 sata

    I’ve been stepped on so many times. It doesn’t even hurt anymore.

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    prije 2 sata

    Why didn’t the scientists just add more hours of sleep to my nights instead of a fucking leap year day

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    29. sij

    How did anyone think that making men’s underwear white was a good idea?

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    24. sij

    Eyes are the gateway to the soul.

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    30. sij

    First rule of Orgy Club: No farting from your bum.

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    27. sij

    When you meet someone who reminds you of you, and you like them, it just might mean something healthy.

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    29. sij

    I’m available if what you have in mind is some Three’s Company followed by three orgasms.

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    29. sij

    When I asked if you read much, I didn’t just mean pornhub categories.

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    30. sij

    Before playing any new board game, I need you to explain all the rules in such depth you’ll never want to play board games with me.

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    Literally just stick your hand in my panties and feel around. When I start flopping around like a fish out of water, you found the clit.

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