Bringing my comedy solo on the Great Indian Hypocrisy to the following places. Tix are cheap, jokes are not :) . Would love to see you there.
Mumbai: rb.gy/3cvxn
Thane: rb.gy/jh07z
Gujarat: insider.in/go/kajol-srini
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Jammie Nicholas just used a raw material he could have easier access to. But it's a scent that's present in a load of perfumes (check the list here)
fragrantica.com/notes/Indole-5
more about indole:
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Indole is normally distilled from Tar for use in perfumes, and it is a must in scents like Jasmine and Lily as after the essential oil of the flower is extracted our minds need the addition of it to feel it smells correct. Indole can also be distilled from feces.
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Indole is an integral part of the odor of certain flowers. Jasmine, narcissus and champaca for eg. We call such floral scents narcotic or intoxicating. Perfumers add it as well as other animalic ingredients like Civet, to provide a comforting warmth as well as animalic sensuality
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extremely unpleasant (a smell of rotten cabbage's inner stalk). But the meaning of pleasant and unpleasant is so very subjective. When strongly diluted, to 0.1% or less, another one of its characteristics comes into the spotlight, a floral note reminiscent of jasmine.
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Indole or benzopyrrole is a simple nitrogen-containing organic compound. Indolе forms during the process of tryptophan decomposition by putrefactive bacteria (during the decaying of organic matter or in the intestines). The scent of indole in pure form is described as
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about Calvin Klein Eternity, one of the most indolic perfumes ever created. Ellena tartly pointed that indolе smells like corpse and that it was very feminine to smell like death applying it from a flacon ironically named Eternity.
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Now, let me gross you out further. There is a method to this seeming madness. A LOT of perfumes contain fecal scent called indoles. In the book 'The Perfect Scent: A Year Inside the Perfume Industry in Paris & New York', Chandler Burr re-tells Jean-Claude Ellena's joke
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Ans: Jammie Nicholas has created a perfume from his own feces and named it SURPLUS. He sells the bottled perfume for $80 each and has actually sold 25 out of the 85 he has produced. He got the idea from a book by Dominique Laporte called The History Of Shit.
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Today's #quizzytime: Would you buy perfume made from poop? Well someone has made it and sold 30% of his stock. What's it called?
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Serving pure non-veg jokes in #Surat and #Ahmedabad this week, with my comedy solo on the Great Indian Hypocrisy.
Book your tickets: insider.in/go/kajol-srini
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It took 4 months of protest for #Delhipolice to file FIR against #BrijbhusanSharanSingh
Read 's story of how #UP police took >1 yr to file FIR after #Dalit teen's gangrape & that only after she went to court
By that time she was raped again
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unit workers, those in the Airport areas with loaders and airport workers, those with Railway police stations with hawkers and commuters’ unions, those in communally sensitive areas with political and religious leaders. Read more here:
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Today, every police station in Maharashtra has a Mills Special constable, with some having more than one, and these people gather intelligence about the people in their jurisdiction. Those posted in the Zaveri Bazaar area keep in daily touch with jewellery manufacturing
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establishment of the very first Special Branch, an arm that still exists but has a wider range of functions. Mills Special constables were appointed in each police station, tasked only with interacting with mill workers and keeping an eye on which way their mood was swinging.
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six years of imprisonment, the mill workers of Mumbai - then Bombay - went on strike, bringing the entire city to a standstill for several days. The incident let the Bombay Police know that they were severely lacking an intelligence-gathering system, which led to the
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Ans: Mills Special constables. The following is quoted from article: This category of constables has its roots in history, all the way back to the British Raj. In 1908, when Bal Gangadhar Tilak was charged with sedition by the British government and sentenced to
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Todays #quizzytime: There is a select but little-known branch of the Maharashtra Police which was established in 1908 by the British. Today there is 1 constable of this unit in every police station in Maharashtra, and they plan protest permissions & festival routes. Who are they?
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The Thane show of my comedy solo "Does your mother know you talk about sex onstage" was so much fun. This weekend it's coming to Surat and Ahmedabad on 10 and 11 June.
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Have seen some shocking stuff in journalism over the years but this kinda left me speechless. Pretty tactless ripping off someone's work.
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This bridge will not see completion if the contractors are not changed. This is not the first time they have proven their incompetence
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Going live at 5
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Today 5 PM on #kampfyrewithkajol on @kkroundtables we have @NotMengele (Ace crime reporter Gautam Mengle) back to discuss police investigations and how it's depicted badly in Bollywood and OTT. Also 'Scoop' on Netflix about his colleague Jigna Vora.
Link: rb.gy/88r8w
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Today 5 PM on #kampfyrewithkajol on we have (Ace crime reporter Gautam Mengle) back to discuss police investigations and how it's depicted badly in Bollywood and OTT. Also 'Scoop' on Netflix about his colleague Jigna Vora.
Link: rb.gy/88r8w
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Taking advantage of #TrainAccident at Balasore some operators increased fare for Kolkata bound buses. immediately intervened & penalised them.
Airlines, however, fleece distressed people with impunity. Air fares shoot up after every such emergency.
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Which are the verified funds to donate money for the Odisha train crash?
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Next weekend my sex comedy show goes to the dry state. Challenge accepted!
10 June #Surat , 11 June #Ahmedabad.
Get your tickets here: insider.in/go/kajol-srini
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Why are the cheetahs dying?
The BJP is so good at protecting predators.
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Last call for boarding! Cya in Thane tonight.
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Half the tickets sold for my Thane (Hiranandani Meadows) show on Friday! Do grab the rest soon. There will be coffee to keep you up, but I swear you won't need it.
Tix: rb.gy/jh07z
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Faust was sure he was going to be handed his walking papers if he told the truth, but he did. "I told him exactly what it meant," Faust recalled, "and all he said was, 'I thought it was something like that.'"
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But when that answer was tried on the director, Dr. Schroeder wasn't buying. With only a few days left before the opening of the Park, it was too late to change it, so he called in Chuck Faust and said, "Tell me exactly what 'Wgasa' means."
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By the time he returned, the name had spread so fast that reporters were actually calling about it. Chuck Bieler answered the calls, and ever resourceful, he told them that it meant the "World's Greatest Animal Show Anywhere." That is still the best official answer.
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Everybody laughed because they knew what it stood for Who Gives A Shit Anyway, but they loved it because it sounded African. We thought WGASA would blow over, but it actually stuck." Dr. Schroeder was in Czechoslovakia attending an international zoo conference.
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usual gang were sitting with their clipboards and pencils, attempting to come up with a name for the monorail. They weren't having much luck. Everyone was tired and punchy. Finally, as Chuck Faust tells it: "I scribbled down 'WGASA' on some plans.
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Ans: Sorry for the late answer, I was travelling all day.
The story is funny and a little unbelievable, but it's true. It started out as a joke after another long, tiring meeting at which San Diego Zoo chief designer Chuck Faust, [future zoo director] Chuck Bieler, and the
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Today's #quizzytime: At San Diego Zoo visitors ride on a monorail called the Wgasa Bush Line which circles the enclosure. What is unusual about this cute African sounding word?
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