Luke Kelly-Clyne

@LKellyClyne

Writer/Director. columnist Member. Jurassic Park is a lifestyle.

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined January 2011
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  1. 3 Apr 2013

    I played football and baseball, sorry, but said to be the best bball player in N.Y. State-ask coach Ted Dobias-said best he ever coached.

    1,019 retweets 864 likes
  2. Jun 25

    Brexit Through The Gift Shop

    7 likes
  3. Jun 19

    Adam Silver looks like a cot damn ballpoint pen

    2 likes
  5. Jun 18

    Just saw this, . You are an embarrassment, sir.

    1 like
  6. Jun 13

    When you caption something "posted without comment," THAT is a comment. Cool?

    5 likes
  7. May 27

    There couldn't have been a better moment in time for a saxophone playing president than 1992.

    3 likes
  8. May 21

    Sometimes when I'm riding the subway in NY, I play a game where I imagine the one person in the car I'd most like to sleep post nuke holocst

    1 like
  9. May 19

    Don't have a red nose? That's ok! For every RT we'll donate $10 toward ending child poverty.

    219,513 retweets 95,467 likes
  10. May 18

    This is good news.

    Warms my heart to know that both and are now run by badass women who won't put up with your shit. ❤️
    1 like
  11. May 17

    Just saw a guy with a shirt that read "Just Add Bacon," and I'm feeling pretty good about myself now.

    1 like
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  13. Apr 29

    I liked a video The 7 Impressions Dudes Always Do

    1 like
  14. Apr 23

    Show me more face swaps!

    6 likes
  15. Apr 19

    Did anyone in New York vote today? I'm having trouble telling from Instagram.

    2 likes
  16. Apr 18

    Having these three ghost emails leave my inbox display would be as good as winning the lottery right now.

    2 likes
  17. Apr 17

    For my least favorite season, Spring is tied with Summer, Fall, and Winter

    1 like
  18. Apr 15

    Ubers should be yellow and not be accessible via the Internet. That would be cool if there were cars like that.

    2 likes
  19. Apr 12

    Still haven't found a video for my column this week, so send me your funniest funnies for the chance at the writeup of your life

    11 likes
  20. Apr 10

    If you're not famous when you start your podcast, I don't want to hear your podcast.

    6 likes
  21. Apr 8

    If BYOB stood for "bring your own boogers," I'd always be prepared

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