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@LAZ_R_US

You probably don’t want to follow me. Stage IV with no filtre. Cette bio est également disponible en français 🇯🇲🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦 No, seriously, don't follow me.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    23. svi 2019.

    Whom the gods would destroy they surround with a world full of people gone barking mad. Still won’t work. Sanity is the real rebellion. Politeness is a revolutionary act. Simple decency and kindness and respect is a way if making love to the world.

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  2. sada

    You would be severely punished, and not the higher ranking person who ordered you to work on the floor. To their great surprise, suicides went up. I don’t mean to pick on the army particularly. Shit is like that pretty much everywhere I have worked or seen anyone work.

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  3. prije 1 minutu

    But at your duty station, they would not let you go. I am not kidding: you have to do your job just like always but on the floor, in case any officers could see through the window that you were at your post. If you were caught doing the job you were ordered to do, .....

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  4. prije 2 minute

    Where I was stationed in the army, too many soldiers were committing suicide, like they had a quarter or something and we were over productive. They came up with family time. You were supposed to take one morning a week off the whole post to be with our families.

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    When I was in the army I had to clean up a lot of bird shit. Mostly full bird. I once had a Brigadier General fondle my balls. He was a doctor checking my hernia.

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  6. prije 27 minuta

    This is done. I will cancel my previous plea for help and delete the tweet. I thank this gentleman for being a gentleman.

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  7. prije 41 minutu

    My memory of my first day at an American school in America when I was seven is somewhat marred by recalling being beaten with a paddle for referring to a pencil eraser by the only word I had ever heard used for it. It has been much the same ever since. God has cursed this land.

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  8. prije 1 sat

    virtually everyone who is sexually active believes two mutually exclusives: they wish sex didn't feel so gosh darn good and they also wish it did.

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  9. prije 1 sat

    Good writing consists of stating the obvious repeatedly, incessantly, quotidianly, until people are willing to pay you good money to stop.

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  10. prije 1 sat

    Poem about rural sweethearts enjoying wild monkey love in the late afternoon in 25/8 time, a basic Transylvanian bunny hop: when you’re on the ceiling I really love the feeling and when you’re on the floor we hear the lowing of the cows

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  11. prije 1 sat

    Anything that you sign onto that insists that you despise yourself simply for existing will probably turn out to be on balance pretty fucked up.

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  12. prije 2 sata

    From my continuing series: songs that TMBG would definitely have rejected.

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  13. prije 2 sata

    I love the groaning of a stove, making toast on a grill, on the stove, because the toaster is broken, as we did when I first recall. The song of toast.

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  14. prije 2 sata

    I would rather vote for Doge as president than Buttigieg. Buttigieg is slightly more clever, but Doge is way more sincere and trustworthy. And cute and cuddly and lovable.

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    prije 2 sata

    ICYMI, last night broke the news that the Nevada Democrats will not use any app for the Feb. 22 caucus. They were considering another app, but the Iowa disaster has forced them to recalibrate.

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  17. prije 2 sata

    open plea to any US veterans. Yesterday I was falsely accused of stolen valor on a thread by many people, most claiming to be vets. I am a us army infantry veteran with stage IV cancer. Would anyone be willing to look at the evidence I have those accusations are false and say so?

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  18. prije 3 sata

    Democrats: Hillary won the popular vote. We must get rid of the electoral college. One person one vote, and anything else is evil Also Democrats: Sanders won the popular vote and it doesn’t mean shit, fuck the popular vote.

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    6. velj

    I hereby come out as something entirely vague that involves no cost or commitment for me. Please admire me.

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  20. prije 3 sata

    Buttigieg. Smfh. Democrats are toast. It’s over before it begins.

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  21. prije 3 sata

    Do you remember in 2008 after Iowa when Obama surprisingly won? Clinton went to New Hampshire and produced some fake tears about how hard it is to be a woman. Buttigieg just pulled the same shit about being gay in New Hampshire. Which means he’s just cynically copying scripts.

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