pro tip for abusers: when writing your apology, keep track of how many times you’re using the words “I” and “me” and “my” bc it’s not about you honey 
and stop calling assaulting someone a “mistake” or i’m coming for your kneecaps
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Hmm, how should I start my apology? Let's start simple: "I'm incredibly sorry." Wait shi-
It’s not that hard to apologize dude. Seriously, this is embarrassing.
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