Emo Kylo Ren

i truly hate disloyal people

you can tell me the odds ill listen

dear diary i refuse to participate in fireworks celebrations as those were used to mark the destruction of the second Death Star

im surrounded by pietts and ozzels

dear diary i continue to be ashamed of everyone

if anyone had asked me i could have told them that nobody cares about stories from Han S*lo’s youth but as usual noBody Asked

the more i learn about the past the more i realize that everyone is complicit

dear diary i would NEVER card play or gamble or act like a scoundrel unlike some Others i could name and yet look at the response us nice guys never win i guess

i cant believe my parents never freed c3po and they claim to be heroes

cannot believe that was my last name for years i am quite shaken

the sheer hypocrisy of Han Solo to act as though MINE was the made-up name

everything about my father is a lie but that comes as no surprise

dear diary i think big weddings are absurd i would prefer a small intimate ceremony like darth vader had maybe two droids and NO FAMILY

*furiously attacks a grocery store display of Solo tie-in cups shrieking inarticulately with rage*

just another day on which i will begrudgingly postpone my mother’s inevitable destruction

wow Rey can you believe it is May the Fourth i know we haven’t spoken in a little bit but uh i just wanted to wish you an uh a forceful day just randomly if you want to reach out my contact information has not changed

dear diary hux says every great ruler needs a manifesto to rule efficiently but i think there’s such a thing as too many manifestos

loved infinity war good uplifting film

dear diary keep seeing h*n s*lo’s face everywhere but wrong somehow i am still being punished i suppose

*thinks furiously of a retort for years* im sure you ARE!